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Filtered Flint water is fine but will people believe it?

June 26, 2016 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

A new federal report says the certified filters distributed throughout Flint work better than expected and everyone – including children and pregnant women – can now safely drink the water. Which is something, I suppose. But it’s nearly July, 2016, a full six months since … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll results: Michigan should fire the fireworks

June 23, 2016 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

See that photo up there? You folks do NOT like that stuff. Oh, maybe in theory you do. Many people I've talked to said they like to watch fireworks, especially when the pros shoot them off. But when it comes to the next door neighbors shooting them off 24/7, well, you … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the June 22nd edition

June 22, 2016 by Andrew Heller 20 Comments

Come Heller high water… Wait. You were expecting senators to locate their consciences in time to vote yes on gun control measures this week? C’mon. If 1st graders being slaughtered in their classroom didn’t move our fine, concerned public servants to do something – anything … [Read more...]

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Happy Father’s Day to the kids who let me dad them

June 19, 2016 by Andrew Heller 18 Comments

Today is Father’s Day. I’ve never claimed to be the World’s Best Dad, but I have learned a few things over the past 22 years, many of them, oddly enough, from watching the lovely yet formidable Marcia, who is great dad and mom all rolled into one: Being silly and playing … [Read more...]

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There’s a simple two step solution to America’s mass slaughter problem

June 15, 2016 by Andrew Heller 62 Comments

As a public service I’m going to make this very easy for you. You want to do something about all the gun slaughters across America? Do two things: Step 1: Save your prayers, hand-wringing and sorrow. They’re useless. Yes, useless. They may make you feel better but they do … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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