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Come Heller high water … the anybody but Trump edition

February 20, 2020 by Andrew Heller 14 Comments

Come Heller high water … None of the Democrats did well at Wednesday’s debate. If they were Snow White & the Six Dwarfs, Warren have been Snappy, Buttigieg would have been Snippy, Klobuchar would have been Defensive, Biden would have been Sleepy, Bloomberg would have … [Read more...]

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Tough is as tough does

February 12, 2020 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

I heard a sportscaster the other day describe a pro athlete as “tough.” He didn’t define what he meant but I assume he meant the guy plays through pain, rises above adversity etc. – the usual jock stuff. Cynical Andy thought, “Well, of course he does, he’s paid $20 million … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘decent Republicans are starting to fight back’ edition

January 8, 2020 by Andrew Heller 16 Comments

Come Heller high water … Four well-known Republicans strategists – George Conway, Steve Schmidt, John Weaver and Rick Wilson - have created the Lincoln Project to defeat the orange Cheeto and restore the rule of law, even if that means helping Democrats take the Senate and … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the “Why don’t you just go along to get along?” edition

December 11, 2019 by Andrew Heller 33 Comments

Come Heller high water … I was asked the other day why I’ve been writing about Trump so much lately. That’s an easy one. I write so much about Trump because what he’s trying to do is rebuild the nation in his own ugly image. He wants an America where non-whites are second … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘Wait, Mr. President, you think we flush our toilets how many times?’ edition

December 8, 2019 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

Come Heller high water … My biggest problem with Republicans in Congress these days is that they know they’re lying. They know Trump did it. They know he’s an awful human being who is damaging our democracy. They know he deserves to be impeached and removed. And yet they … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

In true Heller style, topics cover everything from the craziness of having kids to tales from his U.P. days.

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water 2-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
 

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BOOK: Saving the World One Column at a Time Paperback ISBN-10: 0971495114 ISBN-13: 978-0971495111

Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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