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This is the best thing about the post-Trump world

March 14, 2021 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

The best thing about Trump being out of office and blocked from Twitter and Facebook is I suddenly have all this time. I didn't realize it, but for four years, I didn't go 15 minutes without checking the news. That's not an exaggeration. Most of my discussions with my wife and … [Read more...]

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Here’s how to fix the news

March 7, 2021 by Andrew Heller 2 Comments

Someday soon in the CNN boardroom … “Ladies and gentlemen, ratings are through the floor since Trump left office,” the chairman of the board said darkly. “We need to shake things up and find a way to get viewers back! Any ideas?” “I know,” said one executive. “Let’s add … [Read more...]

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In support of mutts and ugly dogs

February 21, 2021 by Andrew Heller 3 Comments

Today, I write in support of ugly dogs. The less than perfect ones. The unbathed and ungroomed. The mixed breeds. The mutts. The runts of the litter. And especially the ones without pedigrees or papers - the kind that you’ll never, ever see in the Westminster Dog Show. Those are … [Read more...]

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All of a sudden … things are better

January 20, 2021 by Andrew Heller 19 Comments

All of a sudden: The Justice Department, FBI and CIA are suddenly competent again Russia isn’t our buddy COVID isn’t a hoax NATO is a good thing, not a bad one Facts are facts We don’t “love” and encourage insurrectionist mobs The Wall is again what it … [Read more...]

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Trump showed us who he was four years ago – we should have listened

January 10, 2021 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

I read about the letter that House Republicans sent to Speaker Nancy Pelosi this weekend asking her to drop - “in the spirit of healing and fidelity to our Constitution" - her efforts to impeach President Trump for a second time. I nearly choked on my coffee. Fidelity to … [Read more...]

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About The Author

Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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