By Steve Murch Comedian/actor Louie Anderson used to have a bit where he talked about crazy things his dad said. For example: “If I was the last man on earth someone would make a left-hand turn in front of me.” The older I get, the more I understand the sentiment behind … [Read more...]
Archives for November 2018
And now for some things I’m not thankful for …
Thanksgiving was great, and I have much to be thankful for. Yadda, yadda, yadda. But that was so yesterday. Today, perhaps owing to the estimated 6,458,132 calories I consumed Thursday, I’m a little, shall we say, cranky. So today I shall flip the script and deliver unto … [Read more...]
Surveyin’ da Situation: Heaven help me, they’ve got my number
By John Matonich I think something may be wrong with my phone. The mid-term election is over and I haven’t received one single phone call or text message from a candidate since election day. My email hasn’t gone nuts either. I may have to check my ‘puter too. During the … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the green bean casserole edition
Come Heller high water … Ten days after the mid-term elections, it’s becoming pretty darned clear that we did in fact see a blue wave of sorts, both nationally and in Michigan. It wasn’t a tsunami-sized wave, but it was close. I like to think the GOP is having a come to … [Read more...]
Here’s how to fix elections shenanigans
After losing his job in last week's election, Scott Walker, the governor of Wisconsin, wanted a recount because the vote was close. He couldn't get one, however, because of a new state law that only allows recounts in races lost by less than 1 percent. Walker lost by 1.2 … [Read more...]
