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Archives for May 2018

Come Heller high water … the May 31st edition

May 30, 2018 by Andrew Heller 34 Comments

Come Heller high water... ABC's swift cancellation of "Roseanne" is good news on two fronts. It tells me companies have learned the lesson that they better be quick to take action when it comes to intolerance and racism or consumers and investors will make them pay. That in … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: Hey, don’t use our own ideals against us!

May 28, 2018 by John Auchter 7 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter It may seem a little odd, but this started out as a Memorial Day cartoon. Late last year, a former neighbor passed away. He was in his mid-90s and a well-decorated World War II vet. He never talked about the medals and rarely about the … [Read more...]

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Hell in a handbasket? Not so – the world is doing better than you think

May 27, 2018 by Andrew Heller 41 Comments

There are several popular business/self-improvement books out there now (“Factfulness” and “Enlightenment Now”) that make the case that the world is objectively a much better place than it has ever been.The authors don’t base their position on flaccid, positive-thinking mumbo … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Now here’s something worth entering a contest for

May 26, 2018 by John Matonich 14 Comments

By John Matonich I am not much of a contest participant, but I know many folks are. I don’t think I have ever sent an entry to the Publisher Clearing House or any of the other contests that are seen on TV or that come in the mail. Here locally, I believe there is always one … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the May 23rd edition

May 23, 2018 by Andrew Heller 27 Comments

Come Heller high water … Politico this week reported that Trump uses an unencrypted cell phone because encrypted phones are “too inconvenient.” Apparently, it’s not considered much of a security risk, though, since he tweets out everything that comes into his fool head … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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