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This is the best thing about the post-Trump world

March 14, 2021 by Andrew Heller 1 minute 9 Comments

The best thing about Trump being out of office and blocked from Twitter and Facebook is I suddenly have all this time. I didn't realize it, but for four years, I didn't go 15 minutes without checking the news. That's not an exaggeration. Most of my discussions with my wife and friends began with … Continue Reading

Here’s how to fix the news

March 7, 2021 by Andrew Heller 2 minutes 2 Comments

Someday soon in the CNN boardroom … “Ladies and gentlemen, ratings are through the floor since Trump left office,” the chairman of the board said darkly. “We need to shake things up and find a … Continue Reading

In support of mutts and ugly dogs

February 21, 2021 by Andrew Heller 1 minute 3 Comments

Today, I write in support of ugly dogs. The less than perfect ones. The unbathed and ungroomed. The mixed breeds. The mutts. The runts of the litter. And especially the ones without pedigrees or … Continue Reading

All of a sudden … things are better

All of a sudden: The Justice Department, FBI and CIA are suddenly competent again Russia isn’t our buddy COVID isn’t a hoax NATO is a … Continue Reading

Trump showed us who he was four years ago – we should have listened

I read about the letter that House Republicans sent to Speaker Nancy Pelosi this weekend asking her to drop - “in the spirit of healing and fidelity … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water… the ‘Truth is what I believe it is’ edition

Come Heller high water … So, do you believe? Not in Santa Claus. I mean do you believe that dead people elected Biden? Do you believe that the … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the ‘three weeks to go’ edition

Come Heller high water … Spoiler alert: This is entirely – from stem to stern and tip to top - a Trump-bashing column. I would be derelict in my … Continue Reading

Tempted not to vote again? Yer killin’ me, Smalls

"Fanaticism is the danger of the world. It always has been and has done untold harm." - Bertrand Russell Two startling factoids: Only 60 … Continue Reading

Stop making excuses, just wear the damned mask

More than 130,000 of our brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, grandparents and friends have succumbed to COVID-19 so far. That’s … Continue Reading

The return of Moon Dimple: Election Genius

“Well, I guess that’s it, it’s over,” said my back home pal Moon Dimple. “Some context would help,” I said. “You know. The election.” What I knew … Continue Reading

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water 2-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
 

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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