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Come Heller high water … the “Why don’t you just go along to get along?” edition

December 11, 2019 by Andrew Heller   2 minutes 21 Comments

Come Heller high water … I was asked the other day why I’ve been writing about Trump so much lately. That’s an easy one. I write so much about Trump because what he’s trying to do is rebuild the nation in his own ugly image. He wants an America where non-whites are second class citizens, where … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the ‘Wait, Mr. President, you think we flush our toilets how many times?’ edition

December 8, 2019 by Andrew Heller   3 minutes 10 Comments

Come Heller high water … My biggest problem with Republicans in Congress these days is that they know they’re lying. They know Trump did it. They know he’s an awful human being who is damaging … Continue Reading

Auchtoons: Don’t ask for whom the crappy roads toll, they toll for thee

November 30, 2019 by Andrew Heller   Less than a minute 3 Comments

By John Auchter So you're vacationing with a large group, and you're hungry. You've rolled up to, through, and now well past dinner time. Several plans have been suggested and (you thought) agreed … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the Thanksgiving week edition

Come Heller high water … Trump pardoned the White House turkeys this week. No, not Giuliani and Manafort. The actual ones. (Hey, I realize that … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the impeachment hearings edition, Part II

Come Heller high water … I have a new American hero: Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman. Republicans really went after him at the impeachment hearing … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the impeachment hearings edition

Come Heller high water … So, did you watch? If your answer was “Watch what?” you’ve confirmed my belief that most Americans don’t care all that … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the holiday season begins edition

Come Heller high water … Another milestone has been passed in the Christmas shopping season’s relentless march toward 24/7/365. This year, I saw … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the Halloween edition

Come Heller high water … Happy Halloween, everyone. To celebrate, this year I’m carving up a giant orange pumpkin. Speaking of Trump, heck no, … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the debating debates edition

Come Heller high water … There ought to be a law that a televised presidential debate has to be between no more than two candidates, must cover a … Continue Reading

Come Heller high water … the Great & Unmatched Wisdom edition

Come Heller high water … My favorite Trump tweet of the week was the one where he said that “in his great and unmatched wisdom” he was pulling … Continue Reading

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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