My dad died of a heart attack at age 60. My brother died of a heart attack at age 40. Hearts are the family curse, so the condition of mine is never far from my mind. I’ve always wondered, “If I ever have to have surgery, how would I handle it?” I honestly don’t know the … [Read more...]
Heller Poll results: Poke-y what? Poke-eh who?
Pokémon Go - a scavenger hunt you play with your mobile phone - is sweeping the country. You can tell it's ridiculously popular because TV stations suddenly can't go a broadcast without telling us that "Everyone on the planet is being lured into dark alleys in search of a Jiggly … [Read more...]
A conversation in Hell
Saddam Hussein was hanging around the water cooler in Hell one day when Moammar Gadhafi came by. “Hey, I hear you’re trending on Twitter up there,” Gadhafi said, gesturing up “Get outta town,” said Hussein. “Is it the anniversary of my death or something?” “No, bro, but … [Read more...]
What do you think: The Baton Rouge police killing of Alton Sterling
As much as I respect police for what they do, watching the latest video of the Alton Sterling slaying by Baton Rouge police, it's hard to view this as anything but some form of murder. I realize Sterling had a gun but the officers had him pinned to the ground, and this didn't … [Read more...]
Sorry, grown-ups (other than me) have proven they can’t handle fireworks
I love fireworks. The state should ban fireworks. Again. I don’t mean smoke bombs, sparklers and snakes. Those are boring. Banning them would be like banning oatmeal, which come to think of it, isn’t a bad idea. But then why bother - bland bans itself, in a sense, right? I … [Read more...]
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