I need a break – we all need a break – from the election, so today I’m going to write about jungle gyms, specifically the one in a black and white photo – circa 1920s or so - someone posted to Facebook the other day. You should see this thing. It’s a lawyer’s dream and an … [Read more...]
Here’s what won’t happen in Monday’s ‘big’ debate
I don’t know what will happen Monday during the first debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, but I do know what won’t happen: Moderator: “Let’s begin with you, Mrs. Clinton. Can you tell us about your immigration policy, please?” Clinton: “Cough! Cough! … [Read more...]
New poll: Polls are driving us crazy
As I write this, there are only 58 more days to go before the presidential election. I can’t wait. Not for the election. I’m actually dreading that. I think everyone’s dreading that. No matter who wins, half of us are moving to Canada. Unless they build a wall to keep us … [Read more...]
The Trump/Nieto summit: The secret transcript
Donald Trump’s meeting with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto was private. But I managed to get my hands on a secret transcript. Here’s what transpired: Nieto: “Ah, so you are the loud, orange man I have heard so much about. Welcome to Mexico. My, you really are orange, … [Read more...]
The Grammar Phantom rides again
For the last 20 years or so, my ridiculously judgmental and inevitably correct alter ego – The Grammar Phantom – has fought a lonely battle to expose and shame those who mangle the language, both written and spoken, including but not limited to: First degree apostrophe … [Read more...]
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