Dear Santa: If I could have one thing for Christmas this year, I wouldn’t ask for a car. I wouldn’t ask for world peace. I wouldn’t ask for a winning lottery ticket. I would ask to feel like my 10-year-old self on Christmas just one more time. I would ask for the smell of the … [Read more...]
And the worst Christmas tune of all-time is …
When you are a columnist, sometimes you have to take a stand on the “big issues,” no matter how controversial. So, here’s today’s bold stance: “Wonderful Christmastime” is the worst Christmas song of all time. There. I said it. Actually, I’ve said it before - in columns and to … [Read more...]
Hail to the nation’s first Tweeter-in-Chief
Donald Trump – our president-elect, our president-elect, our president elect (I have to keep repeating it to myself until it becomes less terrifying) – tweeted out a midnight critique of this week’s “Saturday Night Live” while it was still airing. “Just tried watching Saturday … [Read more...]
And now for a few long overdue words about leaf blowers …
Before we leave fall too far behind, allow me to pen a quick note to the owners of leaf blowers – the single worst invention of mankind, with the possible exception of hip-hop. Or shrink wrap. Or possibly Wolf Blitzer. It’s a toss-up. Dear Leaf Blower Owners: You’re killing … [Read more...]
If Canada has any sense, here’s what it’ll do
Real news item: “As Trump surged ahead in Tuesday night's election, Canada's immigration website crashed after becoming overloaded by Americans looking for a new country to call home.” “… 54,374, 54,375. Hey, Bob,” said one immigration official to another. “Ya, … [Read more...]
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