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The Heller Poll: Do you believe the polls?

October 25, 2016 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

So, OK, this question is essentially a poll about polls, and I'll confess right up front: I think most of them are hogwash. Unless of course they favor my political candidate or point of view. Then they're spot on, man! But I'm curious what you think: Are they accurate? And if … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll results: One lake to rule them all

August 11, 2016 by Andrew Heller 6 Comments

This one wasn't even close. Of the 227 people who took this week's Heller Poll on which Great Lake is the greatest of them all, 59 percent said Lake Michigan. In second place was Lake Superior with 30 percent, while Lake Huron finished a dismal third with 15 percent. (I realize … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: Which is the greatest Great Lake of them all?

August 9, 2016 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

It's the eternal summer debate in Michigan: Which is the best lake to vacation on, dream by, sail upon, swim within, build sand castles next to. I grew up on Lake Michigan, so for me it's no contest. But what say you? (You watch - this'll come down to a contest between the … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: Was Trump’s treatment of the Gold Star family finally an insult too far for voters?

August 2, 2016 by Andrew Heller 34 Comments

Nothing to date has been (to use an archaic war movie reference) "an insult too far" (if you know the movie you don't win a prize but you do win my respect) for Trump supporters. But was his treatment of a Gold Star family whose Muslim son, an Army captain who was killed in the … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll results: Poke-y what? Poke-eh who?

July 14, 2016 by Andrew Heller 16 Comments

Pokémon Go - a scavenger hunt you play with your mobile phone - is sweeping the country. You can tell it's ridiculously popular because TV stations suddenly can't go a broadcast without telling us that "Everyone on the planet is being lured into dark alleys in search of a Jiggly … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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