See that photo up there? You folks do NOT like that stuff.
Oh, maybe in theory you do. Many people I’ve talked to said they like to watch fireworks, especially when the pros shoot them off. But when it comes to the next door neighbors shooting them off 24/7, well, you weren’t quite so enthusiastic.
“Got blasted out of bed Sunday night by a huge bang that I swear shook our house,” said Jeanette. “I tend to get a little cranky when woke up in such a manner.”
The vast majority taking the poll agreed. Eighty four percent said Michigan should go back to the days when snakes and smoke bombs were the only things big brother state government allowed.
Me, I can’t say I blame them. And I LOVE fireworks. But only when I’m the one firing them off. Because, as we all know, I’m the only responsible adult out here. It’s a true fact.
The rest of you, I’m sorry, you’ve got some growing up to do.
Image credit: Ryan Snyder