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Archives for June 2016

Come Heller high water … the June 29th edition

June 29, 2016 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

Come Heller high water … Here’s a great example of why Brexit passed and why Trump may win, despite the scoffers. Dow Chemical Co. in Midland merges with Dow Corning then announces it’s cutting 2,500 jobs – including 700 in the Great Lakes region – to “enable faster and more … [Read more...]

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The Monday Brenda: Finally, time on my hands – but not for long

June 27, 2016 by Brenda Brissette Mata 14 Comments

Shortly after having my twin sons I remember wondering how could I have ever thought BC (before children) that I was ever, really busy. What in the world had I been doing with all my time? Suddenly every minute was filled with feedings and diapers and crying - although a lot … [Read more...]

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Filtered Flint water is fine but will people believe it?

June 26, 2016 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

A new federal report says the certified filters distributed throughout Flint work better than expected and everyone – including children and pregnant women – can now safely drink the water. Which is something, I suppose. But it’s nearly July, 2016, a full six months since … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Draining the Great Lakes one tap at a time

June 24, 2016 by John Auchter 9 Comments

Remember the comedian Sam Kinison? It's fine if you don't. In fact, I would advise against YouTubing him. (And I disclaim all responsibility if you do.) But back in the 1980s he had a particularly edgy standup bit about world hunger and Western popular reaction to it (Feed the … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll results: Michigan should fire the fireworks

June 23, 2016 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

See that photo up there? You folks do NOT like that stuff. Oh, maybe in theory you do. Many people I've talked to said they like to watch fireworks, especially when the pros shoot them off. But when it comes to the next door neighbors shooting them off 24/7, well, you … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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