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Archives for June 2016

Come Heller high water … the June 22nd edition

June 22, 2016 by Andrew Heller 20 Comments

Come Heller high water… Wait. You were expecting senators to locate their consciences in time to vote yes on gun control measures this week? C’mon. If 1st graders being slaughtered in their classroom didn’t move our fine, concerned public servants to do something – anything … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: do you love or hate Michigan’s fireworks law?

June 21, 2016 by Andrew Heller 26 Comments

It wasn't many years ago that Michigan banned Roman candles, firecrackers, bottle rockets and the like. Then the law changed and suddenly you could own and fire off everything short of a nuclear missile, which scared enough dogs and ticked off enough people to force lawmakers to … [Read more...]

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Happy Father’s Day to the kids who let me dad them

June 19, 2016 by Andrew Heller 18 Comments

Today is Father’s Day. I’ve never claimed to be the World’s Best Dad, but I have learned a few things over the past 22 years, many of them, oddly enough, from watching the lovely yet formidable Marcia, who is great dad and mom all rolled into one: Being silly and playing … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: The governor’s wishy-washiness spawns a new word

June 17, 2016 by John Auchter 9 Comments

There is a scene in the movie Raising Arizona where a couple of delinquent brothers go to rob a bank. They feel pretty confident about their plan because they fancy themselves sophisticated criminals. As they bust in the front door of the dusty, country bank, one of the brothers … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll results: A narrow win for gun control

June 17, 2016 by Andrew Heller 7 Comments

According to the latest NBC/Survey Monkey poll released yesterday, Americans strongly want tighter gun control laws (61 percent) including a ban on the sale of assault weapons (60 percent.) Readers of this website: Ehhh, not so much. A narrow majority (53 percent) of the 431 … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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