Me? I don’t need to make any resolutions. But the rest of you, wooo, boy, let’s just say you should hit this New Year’s resolution thing good and hard because – how do I put this politely? – you’ve got some work to do, as evidenced by your body of work lately. Fortunately, I’m … [Read more...]
Happy anniversary to the one I annoy
The lovely yet formidable Marcia and I celebrated our 34th wedding anniversary recently. That sounds like a long time but it’s really only slightly more than three decades, which, when you think about it, is only a blip in time when compared to glaciers, the stars and, you know, … [Read more...]
Auchtoon Time: It’s the 1 percenter’s world, we’re just living in it
Toon & text by John Auchter My wife and I were channel surfing recently and came upon the Blues Brothers movie. It was at the scene where Jake and Elwood are stuck in traffic because of a demonstration. A cop walks by: Jake: Hey, what's going on? Policeman: Those … [Read more...]
It’s that special time of year when we gather to not give thanks for …
Before we all humbly give thanks on Thursday, I’d like to get a few things off my chest. As is my annual tradition (perhaps a redundancy there), here are a few things I’m not thankful for: Whose genius idea is behind the open/close buttons on elevators? Am I the only one who … [Read more...]
So you’re saying you want a holiday gift suggestion …
So you're asking yourself, "Self, what would be the perfect gift for anyone on my holiday shopping list?" Funny that you mention it -- I happen to have three excellent gift suggestions: Come Heller High Water, Come Heller High Water 2 (in case one wasn't enough) and Saving the … [Read more...]
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