I read an alarming news story posted by somebody on Facebook about a spring snowstorm that was on its way. “Eight inches, oh my gosh,” I thought. “I have to repost this.” Everyone likes to share bad news. It took about four seconds before someone wrote back, “Hey, dummy, … [Read more...]
Fighting back against the Age of Anger
Donald Trump seems to be ushering in a new era of anger in America. It’s always been my policy to zig when people like that are zagging, so this is a good time to go the other direction from Trump and his Trumpettes and start making peace with some of the people and things in … [Read more...]
Wanna fix the GOP race? Bring in the moms
If only this could happen in the GOP presidential race … “This session of the Mommy Tribunal will now come to order. Bring in the defendant.” An older man with unusual hair is lead in. “State your name.” “Donald J. Trump, and I demand to know what’s going on here. I’m … [Read more...]
Great, big teddy bears of love … no strings attached, right?
I was watching TV the other day when a commercial came on for a company that makes gigantic teddy bears. I do not remember the announcer’s exact words but they were something along the lines of “Hey guys, buy your special lady a 6-foot teddy bear and she will – wink-wink, … [Read more...]
Breaking news: Dad solves world-wide teenage boy communication problem
I had the following conversation with my son Henry, the teenager, in the car the other day. Me: “How was school, buddy?” Him (mumbling, half-asleep against the backseat door): “Er-rahg.” Me: “What?” Him: “Er-RAH-guhrahg.” Me: “What?” Him: “Er-rah-gharagh. … [Read more...]
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