I know many adults are struggling to understand why teenagers across the country are chewing on laundry detergent pods. I believe I can bring some clarity to this question: It’s because they’re morons. I do not say that to be insulting. I say it because: A) I was a … [Read more...]
Surveyin’ da Situation: The boob tube is drowning us in drug ads
By John Matonich This is the time of year when the temps are cold and the daylight is short. I really don’t mind. My bride and I enjoy the evening time together with a fire in the fireplace and something good on the boob tube. We usually can find something we both would like … [Read more...]
Modern Day Hell: The saga of the socks
So I bought some socks. Croft & Barrow socks, to be specific. A 4-pack, to be even more specific. Here's what one pair looks like. Pretty snazzy, eh? But that's what they looked like after I got them unwrapped, detagged, unstickered and unclipped. Doing all of that … [Read more...]
The married guy takes on The Bachelor
“The Bachelor” is on again, which is wonderful. No, I don’t “like” the show. I’m a guy. If I liked the show I’d have to turn in my man card. But I do really, really, really like messing with the lovely yet formidable Marcia, a lifelong feminist who, oddly enough, positively loves … [Read more...]
Auchtoon: This is snow way to run a planet
Toon & text by John Auchter My dad let me use a car for the winter term of my senior year at Michigan Tech. It not only was a generous thing to do, it was also very smart, saving him from making multiple trips between Flint and the hinterlands of the Upper Peninsula to … [Read more...]
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