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Heller Poll results: Don’t fine panhandlers, fine the politicians who want to fine panhandlers

May 26, 2016 by Andrew Heller 1 Comment

Instead of fining panhandlers who are "too aggressive," as recommended in a bill this week by state Rep. Mike McCready, R-Bloomfield Hills, most voters in this week's Heller Poll said what our Legislature should do instead is create fines for lawmakers who waste everyone's time … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: Should ‘aggressive’ panhandlers be fined?

May 24, 2016 by Andrew Heller 17 Comments

A new bill introduced this week by state House Rep. Mike McCready, R-Bloomfield Hills, would allow fines of up to $100 for beggars and panhandlers who are "too aggressive." What do you think, Michigan? … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll results: The skipper can stay

May 19, 2016 by Andrew Heller 1 Comment

Dear. Mr. Ilitch and/or Al Avila, You should not fire Detroit Tigers manager Brad Ausmus, according to 53 percent of the people who took this week's Heller Poll, which sounds like a lot until you consider that the other 47 percent said he should go, especially if Jim Leyland … [Read more...]

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Should he stay or should he go?

May 17, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Detroit Tigers manager has been on the proverbial "hot seat" for weeks now, despite the fact no one remembers why a "hot seat" came to be synonymous with "at risk of being fired" in the first place. But you get the gist. Should the Bradman, in the words of the immortal … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll results: We are stumped by Trump

May 12, 2016 by Andrew Heller 2 Comments

Donald Trump would seem to be a black or white kinda guy - people either love him or hate him. But when it comes to whether he could actually win the presidency (I'll pause while those of you with weak hearts calm down), we are a surprisingly gray nation, based on this week's … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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