When I was a little kid, my mom would say “Don’t take things that don’t belong to you.” And if I did anyway she would say “Give it back this instant, young man.” If I didn’t, I knew justice – mom-style – would be swift and sure: A good solid two hours in my room was in my … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the GOP convention edition
Come Heller high water … the GOP convention edition Well, the GOP convention has lived up to billing so far. Floor fights. Plagiarism. Scott Baio. And that entrance! Did you see Trump’s entrance with the fog and the backlighting and the podium that rose out of the floor? … [Read more...]
The Drubbler drubbles on, joking all the while
My dad died of a heart attack at age 60. My brother died of a heart attack at age 40. Hearts are the family curse, so the condition of mine is never far from my mind. I’ve always wondered, “If I ever have to have surgery, how would I handle it?” I honestly don’t know the … [Read more...]
Heller Poll results: Poke-y what? Poke-eh who?
Pokémon Go - a scavenger hunt you play with your mobile phone - is sweeping the country. You can tell it's ridiculously popular because TV stations suddenly can't go a broadcast without telling us that "Everyone on the planet is being lured into dark alleys in search of a Jiggly … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the July 13th edition
Come Heller high water… If you see people mindlessly walking, biking, skateboarding or driving into other people, cars, parking meters, mailboxes, buildings, mountains, streams, hotdog carts etc., don’t worry. It’s not the zombie apocalypse, it’s just a Pokemon Go scavenger … [Read more...]
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