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Archives for December 2018

In 2019, you hereby resolve to …

December 30, 2018 by Andrew Heller 6 Comments

This is the time when people start to ask, “Should I make any resolutions for the New Year?” It’s a ridiculous question. Of COURSE you should make resolutions. Based on how often you annoy me with your behavior, you need to make lots and lots of resolutions, and the sooner the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Come Heller high water, Humor Tagged With: 2019, Andrew Heller, resolutions

Surveyin’ da Situation: Hey, drivers, if the weather sucks, so do the roads

December 29, 2018 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich It was a long ago when yours truly took driver education. I have written before about that experience, but I feel it’s time to remind folks of one of the first lessons we learned in that class. I believe it was the first day of class when the instructor made a … [Read more...]

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Murch: Here’s what we need in 2019

December 27, 2018 by Guest Columnist 7 Comments

Is it just me? Do we say, “Here's hoping next year is better than this one was” every year now? Whether it's true or not, it seems like there is a group of people – not necessarily the same group of people all of the time – saying that every year. Hopefully, it's just something … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Guest columnists Tagged With: andrewheller.com, steve murch

Sometimes I feel like somebody’s watching me

December 23, 2018 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

A New York Times report this week said internal Facebook documents indicate that Mark Zuckerberg’s Frankenstein monster, despite promises to keep our info private, in fact shared and traded it – including our private messages (let that sink in) – with other Silicon Valley giants … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, Humor Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, facebook, Zuckerberg

Surveyin’ da Situation: It’s open season on sense and reason in Lansing

December 22, 2018 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich A number of years ago I was reading an editorial in the Detroit News that really made me think. The editorial was about a Michigan lawmaker who had gone to the movies with her husband. Evidently, she was very unhappy with the theater when the posted starting … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Guest columnists, John Matonich Tagged With: andrewheller.com, Come Heller high water, john matonich

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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