Come Heller high water … If I had been on O.J. Simpson's parole board, his parole hearing would have gone like this: “Are you willing to admit you killed them?” “No.” “Next!” Ten seconds. Boom. Done. Instead, this killer will once again roam the land. And golf courses. … [Read more...]
Archives for July 2017
Sen. Kid Rock sounds terrible, which is why it’s likely to happen
Rap rocker Kid Rock hinted this week he might run for Congress from Michigan. I doubt it’ll happen. A newspaper buddy of mine thinks it’s just a publicity stunt to sell his next album, which he thinks will be called “Kid Rock for U.S. Senate.” That would be a pretty clever … [Read more...]
Surveyin’ da Situation: He did a little wood working and columnizing in his day …
By John Matonich I was reading an article about a professional football player recently and he made a comment about one of the things that made him smile a little. He related that when he met new people many times someone would say something to the effect that they “played a … [Read more...]
Auchtoon: Hey, Flint, see it’s not just you
(Editor's Note: This cartoon and text by John Auchter got lost in my inbox and didn't run a few weeks ago when it was intended to. It's still pertinent, however, especially if you live in Flint, which still lives under a water emergency three shamelessly long years after it … [Read more...]
And now for some really fake hot dog news …
The food department at the New York Times recently taste-tested 10 hot dog brands to determine the best. Koegel franks and Viennas from Flint were not on the list. Now that’s what I call fake news. I’m sorry to use a Trump term like that, especially a bogus one, … [Read more...]