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Archives for October 2016

Trick or treating, 2016 style

October 30, 2016 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

 Ding, dong … “Trick or treat!” “Hello, little boy. My, aren’t you dressed up fancy – blue suit, red tie, wingtips. Are you supposed to be a businessman like you’re daddy, maybe? How cute!” “You only think so because you’re a loser.” “Excuse me?” “And not just a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, National politics Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com

Surveyin’ da Situation: My taste for news has up and left me

October 29, 2016 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich When I was growing up, whether we knew it or not, there were a number of traditions in our house. Supper was at 4:30 p.m. Not dinner, that was at 11:30 a.m. We all sat at the kitchen table together. There weren’t any trays in front of the TV and while there … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Guest columnists, John Matonich Tagged With: Andrew Heller, john matonich

It’s Auchtoon time: Vote my way or the highway

October 28, 2016 by John Auchter 6 Comments

Cartoon & text by John Auchter In the spirit of today's cartoon, allow me to tell you some things that you already know: That brother-in-law prolifically posting those unbelievably inaccurate memes from organizations like "FreedomPatriotAmericaLibertyNews"? Your … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Auchtoons Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, John Auchter

Come Heller high water … the October 26th edition

October 26, 2016 by Andrew Heller 8 Comments

Come Heller high water … The good news: The presidential campaign will be over in two weeks. The bad news: The next one starts a few seconds later. This has to stop, doesn’t it? I just saw on CNN that the campaign started 19 months ago when Ted Cruz declared his … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: Do you believe the polls?

October 25, 2016 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

So, OK, this question is essentially a poll about polls, and I'll confess right up front: I think most of them are hogwash. Unless of course they favor my political candidate or point of view. Then they're spot on, man! But I'm curious what you think: Are they accurate? And if … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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