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Archives for October 2016

It’s Auchtoon time: Politics, schmolitics, the baseball playoffs are here

October 7, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

'Toon and text by John Auchter So the common question these days is: "How did it come to this — how did we end up with these presidential candidates?" And the simplest answer to that is: "It's our fault." Would a curious, engaged, and active electorate have generated the … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the October 5th edition

October 5, 2016 by Andrew Heller 10 Comments

Come Heller high water … The only things scarier than Creepy Clowns wandering the woods are Angry Dads with Baseball Bats Who Would Love to Get Within Louisville Slugger Range of Creepy Clowns Wandering the Woods. I know. I’m one of them. Man, I’d like to have a word or two … [Read more...]

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A little less safety never hurt anybody

October 2, 2016 by Andrew Heller 23 Comments

I need a break – we all need a break – from the election, so today I’m going to write about jungle gyms, specifically the one in a black and white photo – circa 1920s or so - someone posted to Facebook the other day. You should see this thing. It’s a lawyer’s dream and an … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ Da Situation: Why don’t rural areas get any respect?

October 1, 2016 by Guest Columnist 5 Comments

By John Matonich I guess it’s time for me to go on a little rant - not that I am known for that (yeah, right!). I simply can’t help it after reading an article on the “interweb” (as the Fast and Furious guru, Richard Rowlings would call it). It was a great article about who … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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