A news story I just read said young people are starting to have their tattoos removed and their piercings spackled over (or however it is doctors fix such things.) “Many are seeking to reverse the impulsive, perhaps keg-fueled decisions of their not-quite-lost youths,” the … [Read more...]
Michigan’s Asian carp problem, solved
In his State of the State address last month, Gov. Snyder offered a million bucks (really) to whoever comes up with the best idea to stop the dreaded Asian carp that are headed for the Great Lakes via Chicago’s waterways. Once they make it - gulp, gulp, gulp - there goes the … [Read more...]
And now for a Trump truth serum press conference
What this nation needs is a Donald Trump-on-truth-serum news conference. Reporter: “Mr. President, do you really believe the news is fake?” Trump: “Don’t be ridiculous, of course it’s not.” Reporter: “So why do you keep saying it is?” Trump: “Because they keep … [Read more...]
The return of Dr. Marriage
It’s time for another edition of Dr. Marriage – the advice column for people mystified by the people with whom they cohabitate … Dear Dr. Marriage: My wife and I get along great and yet she always seems slightly annoyed with me. What’s up with that? Am I doing something … [Read more...]
Don’t make fun of Mariah, make fun of lip syncing
Many people had a great time last week making fun of Mariah Carey, the pop diva whose New Year’s Eve performance went kerplop when technical difficulties made it clear her performance was lip-synced. Every news show on the planet delighted in replaying the disaster. And of … [Read more...]
