Come Heller high water … Trump disgusts me on many levels, but his tweet mocking Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski revealed the last grotesque ounce of his character. If you missed it, he tweeted: “I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). … [Read more...]
The clear and present danger that is summer
Perhaps you are under the impression that summers are fun and carefree, especially for kids. Perhaps you are incorrect. As a longtime connoisseur of scare journalism (“Next on News 4: What you don’t know about suntan lotion can kill you”), I feel it’s my duty to alert you … [Read more...]
Settling the great pasty condiment debate once and for all
Now that it’s summer again and hordes of trolls (the live below the bridge kind, not the hate-spewing online kind) are headed to the U.P. on vacation, I thought I would perform a public service by helping them avoid a major food faux pas. Namely whether to put ketchup or gravy … [Read more...]
Dear graduates, go forth and do away with these things
Usually by the time I get around to my annual advice column for graduating college seniors, the loftier concepts have all been taken. For instance, Mark Zuckerberg, the Facebook guy, told Harvard grads he got a girl to go out with him by telling her, “I’m going to get kicked … [Read more...]
Surveyin’ da Situation: Hats off to this new look
By John Matonich I heard a word twice this past week that I hadn’t heard in quite a while, and it made me smile. Not sure about its origin, but I believe I was a lot younger when I last heard it. Let me explain. I have admired a hat that a friend of mine from Lansing wears … [Read more...]
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