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Come Heller high water … the March 23rd edition

March 23, 2017 by Andrew Heller 19 Comments

Come Heller high water … The argument in the House over Obamacare amounts to this: Is America going to get a terrible replacement or no replacement at all. It's like watching two bullies arguing over who gets to kick a kid harder. "Me!" "No, me!" And in the end, both sides … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the March 15 edition

March 15, 2017 by Andrew Heller 28 Comments

Come Heller high water… Hey, Rachel Maddow, it’s not earth-shattering news that the non-interesting pages of Trump’s 2005 tax return surfaced. If he didn’t leak it himself, I’ll eat my socks. (Notice how weak his objection has been. He wanted this out to show he pays taxes – … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the March 1st edition

March 1, 2017 by Andrew Heller 20 Comments

Come Heller high water … Whoa, whoa, whoa, just because Trump ratcheted down the hate a bit doesn’t mean his State of the Union was presidential, hopeful or optimistic, as some are saying. It was none of those things. What I heard was a guy grossly overstating the nation’s … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the February 23rd edition

February 23, 2017 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … Saying goodbye to this bizarre and wonderful spate of warm February weather is like saying goodbye to your grown-up kids going back to college and jobs after visiting. “Bye! We’ll miss you! Come back soon! Are you sure you can’t stay? You don’t come … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the February 15th edition

February 15, 2017 by Andrew Heller 16 Comments

Come Heller high water … Trump says he’s super smart. But is he? Is he really? I mean, c’mon, he keeps insulting the intelligence community. How smart is that? I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed but even I know you don’t taunt people with access to spy satellites, … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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