Come Heller high water … If I had been on O.J. Simpson's parole board, his parole hearing would have gone like this: “Are you willing to admit you killed them?” “No.” “Next!” Ten seconds. Boom. Done. Instead, this killer will once again roam the land. And golf courses. … [Read more...]
Sen. Kid Rock sounds terrible, which is why it’s likely to happen
Rap rocker Kid Rock hinted this week he might run for Congress from Michigan. I doubt it’ll happen. A newspaper buddy of mine thinks it’s just a publicity stunt to sell his next album, which he thinks will be called “Kid Rock for U.S. Senate.” That would be a pretty clever … [Read more...]
And now for some really fake hot dog news …
The food department at the New York Times recently taste-tested 10 hot dog brands to determine the best. Koegel franks and Viennas from Flint were not on the list. Now that’s what I call fake news. I’m sorry to use a Trump term like that, especially a bogus one, … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the July 5th edition
Come Heller high water … My favorite story from the Fourth of July was NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence line by line, which Troll Nation clearly did not recognize. They tweeted back things like “NPR this is why you're going to get defunded. Literally no one is … [Read more...]
Sadly, grown-ups can’t handle grown-up fireworks
First published July 3, 2016 .. reprinted this year because A) I'm lazy, and B) It's still the truth I love fireworks. The state should ban fireworks. Again. I don’t mean smoke bombs, sparklers and snakes. Those are boring, thus banning them would be like banning … [Read more...]
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