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More of what unites us rather than divides us

July 8, 2018 by Andrew Heller 6 Comments

Relax, America. It’s OK to talk to your neighbors again. I have proof that we are not as hopelessly and irretrievably different from one another as our recent political differences would suggest. What is this proof? “Michigan roads suck.” That’s one of the indisputable … [Read more...]

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Think we don’t agree on anything anymore? Fine, let’s fix it …

July 1, 2018 by Andrew Heller 25 Comments

Last week, I asked readers to send me examples of things, no matter how basic, that most people, no matter who they are, can agree on. I did this for me. I’ve been truly dispirited lately about how angry and divided the country seems to be right now – more so than any time in my … [Read more...]

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Domino’s pothole stunt should embarrass lawmakers … but of course it won’t

June 17, 2018 by Andrew Heller 25 Comments

Domino’s has a publicity stunt going right now where they pave over potholes (although, oddly enough, none in Michigan) to prevent damage to their pizzas. Pretty clever. Pretty sad, too. We’ve officially reached the point where government at all levels is so pathetically … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the June 13th edition

June 13, 2018 by Andrew Heller 55 Comments

Come Heller high water … So what’s new this week on “As the Trump Turns …”? Let’s see, Michael Cohen has dropped his legal team, which some interpret to mean he’s ready to squeal on Der Trumpster. They’re probably right. Cohen said he’d take a bullet for Trump but he didn’t … [Read more...]

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The NFL (and Trump) once again get it wrong on protesting players

June 10, 2018 by Andrew Heller 63 Comments

The NFL recently adopted a policy requiring on-field players to stand for the national anthem. The policy was designed to end the controversy, but of course it only gave it new life. I like to think that Francis Scott Key – who in 1814 wrote the poem that 100 years later would … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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