Miss Johnson's 2nd-grade classroom, Fall 2018 ... “Miss Johnson, Amanda is making faces at me!” “Shhh, teacher is busy right now, Billy. I’m pretty sure I saw something move behind that tree across the street.” “Squirrels like trees, teacher!” “Of course they do, … [Read more...]
Their hobby is worth more than your life
Boil away everything else and this is what the gun debate comes down to for hard-core gun owners: Their hobby is worth more to them than anything else. It’s worth more than your life or the life of someone you love. It’s worth more than the subtle fear we all have now when … [Read more...]
Why are teens eating Tide pods? Here’s why …
I know many adults are struggling to understand why teenagers across the country are chewing on laundry detergent pods. I believe I can bring some clarity to this question: It’s because they’re morons. I do not say that to be insulting. I say it because: A) I was a … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the State of the Union edition
Come Heller high water … I am not calling Trump a fascist. I am not calling him a dictator (yet). I really am not. Not kidding. And I’m certainly not calling him an Italian. But I am saying his pauses, poses and expressions reminded me (a lifelong WWII buff) a bit of … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the Pinocchio edition
Come Heller high water … Trump says he’ll testify under oath with Robert Mueller. Show of hands: If he does, will he tell the truth? Anybody? Hello? Well, when you lie for a living (2,000 documented whoppers since he took office), I guess it’d be surprising if anyone … [Read more...]
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