Here’s what we learned this week in the never-ending onion that is the Flint water scandal. (And make no mistake, it’s steadily moving from a “crisis” to a “scandal.”) Harvey Hollins – a top aide to Gov. Rick Snyder and a man who is now, ironically, painfully (we need a new word … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the February 3rd edition
Come Heller high water ... Sure, I watched the big caucus Monday evening. What drama! After looking like an early favorite, Jubilee - who I thought was positively adorable - was sent home by Ben, that idiot. Then Olivia - who, I'm sorry, is damn near insane - admitted that she … [Read more...]
The Heller Poll – Do you really care about the presidential race already?
http://www.wedgies.com/question/56b0bdbe715c381a000b7295 … [Read more...]
Guest column: Barbie’s got a big butt and Brenda Brissette Mata doesn’t know why
Barbie’s got a big butt and I’m not sure why. From a business standpoint for Mattel it makes sense. Barbie sales have been on a decline since her insufficient intellect became indisputable in 1992 with the Talking Barbie who declared, “Math is hard.” Mattel, maker of Miss … [Read more...]
Breaking news: Dad solves world-wide teenage boy communication problem
I had the following conversation with my son Henry, the teenager, in the car the other day. Me: “How was school, buddy?” Him (mumbling, half-asleep against the backseat door): “Er-rahg.” Me: “What?” Him: “Er-RAH-guhrahg.” Me: “What?” Him: “Er-rah-gharagh. … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the January 26th edition
Come Heller high water… • Along with the rest of the country, celebrities are on board the Flint water train. Cher has given water to Flint. P. Diddy, Eminem and Mark Wahlberg have given water. The Detroit Lions have given water (although they fumbled it first). Even Jimmy … [Read more...]
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