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This just in: Stressful things could be stressing you out

April 23, 2017 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

A new study by the American Psychological Association says constantly checking your email, Facebook and Twitter can be hazardous to your mental health. As my back home pal Moon Dimple would probably say, “Well, duh. Next they’ll tell us eating lard straight from the can is bad … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the April 20 edition

April 20, 2017 by Andrew Heller 24 Comments

Come Heller high water … When I read about guys like Bill O’Reilly, I wonder what they’d think if their daughters were treated that way by men they work for. And before you say "innocent until proven guilty," if Fox fires the guy after investigating, 'nuff said. One of … [Read more...]

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Maybe it’s time for 100 percent, range-free, certified news

April 9, 2017 by Andrew Heller 29 Comments

Products at the grocery store are “Certified organic” or “Made with 100 percent real dairy butter.” Maybe we need something like that for news. I had this brilliant idea after reading – in an actual newspaper (you know … the foldy thing that stains your fingers) - about the … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the April 5th edition

April 5, 2017 by Andrew Heller 25 Comments

Come Heller high water … A new report says 20 percent of Michigan’s state-maintained roads are in poor condition. I think I speak for 110 percent of all Michigan drivers when I say “Ha ha ha.” Twenty percent is about 60 percentage points shy of the truth. I’m convinced the … [Read more...]

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The problem with some people is …

April 2, 2017 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

The problem with some people is they don’t appreciate great insight when they hear it. For instance, I was watching “The Walking Dead” with the lovely yet formidable Marcia when I said “Why are the living people afraid of the zombie people when the zombie people are so dumb … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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