Come Heller high water … Eric Trump said his father isn’t a racist because he only sees one color: green. I guess that means the only immigrants getting into the country from now on are going to be leprechauns. (Do they even have leprechauns in Norway?) The odd thing is, … [Read more...]
Archives for January 2018
Auchtoon: Pick a side, any side when it comes to entertainment
Toon & text by John Auchter Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner used to do a routine called "The 2000 Year Old Man." In it, Reiner was a reporter interviewing Brooks, a man from ancient times. It was largely adlibbed with the reporter deftly setting the premise with genuinely … [Read more...]
Surveyin da Situation: Things you’ll never hear a Yooper guy say
A friend of mine sent me a little humor the other day. I always appreciate a good smile or better yet, an outright laugh. I typically don’t care for humor at someone else’s expense, but this was kind of funny. They were one-liners poking a little fun at folks from the south, but … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the ‘He called them what?’ edition
Come Heller high water … Shitholes? He called Haiti, El Salvador and assorted African nations “shitholes”? And you thought he couldn’t sink any lower. Wow. Just wow. It’s like he’s trying to prove Michael Wolff’s point in the book that he’s mentally and … [Read more...]
Auchtoon: This is snow way to run a planet
Toon & text by John Auchter My dad let me use a car for the winter term of my senior year at Michigan Tech. It not only was a generous thing to do, it was also very smart, saving him from making multiple trips between Flint and the hinterlands of the Upper Peninsula to … [Read more...]