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Archives for May 2017

Come Heller high water … the Comey edition

May 10, 2017 by Andrew Heller 25 Comments

Come Heller high water … Another week, another ridiculous amount of Trump nonsense to write about. I should be happy, right? He’s fantastic column fodder. But now the consistency of his “I’m not Nixon, I just act like him, on steroids” buffoonery is just depressing. This is … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon: Michigan, the Great Trump Lakes State

May 8, 2017 by John Auchter 6 Comments

Toon & Text by John Auchter None of what Donald Trump does should surprise anybody. His behavior is erratic, certainly, but highly predictable. He has spent a lifetime demonstrating in a very public way that acting in his own self-interest is his default mode, his plan B, … [Read more...]

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Don’t Republicans get sick?

May 7, 2017 by Andrew Heller 17 Comments

Don’t people who vote Republican get sick? I wondered that this week as I watched President Trump and House Republicans high-fiving in the Rose Garden after passing a bill to undo Obamacare. Presumably, the people who elected them were thrilled, too: “No more Obamacare! … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Society is failing our younger folks

May 6, 2017 by Andrew Heller 24 Comments

By John Matonich I usually try to keep my ramblings light and humorous if I can, but every now and again, I can’t help but rant a little. This is one of those times and I know a number of folks who will read this may not agree, but I can’t help but share my thoughts on the … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the all-Trump edition

May 3, 2017 by Andrew Heller 47 Comments

Come Heller high water … Legal disclaimer: This is an all-Trump, all the time column, so if that’s not your thing and you read it anyway and end up popping a forehead vein, that’s on you, bro. Don’t come screaming to me. And clean up that blood. (Caddyshack line.) Now, … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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