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Archives for July 2016

Michigan should give back teacher’s money

July 24, 2016 by Andrew Heller 21 Comments

When I was a little kid, my mom would say “Don’t take things that don’t belong to you.” And if I did anyway she would say “Give it back this instant, young man.” If I didn’t, I knew justice – mom-style – would be swift and sure: A good solid two hours in my room was in my … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, Michigan politics and government Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, snyder, teachers

This week’s Auchtoon: How’s that running government like a business thing working out for you?

July 22, 2016 by John Auchter 8 Comments

I've worked in the business world for quite some time now. From private to public companies, startups to established corporations, employee to contractor. I even had my own company for a dozen years. So I think I have a fairly broad understanding. Still, I've never really bought … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Auchtoons Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, auchtoon, John Auchter

Come Heller high water … the GOP convention edition

July 20, 2016 by Andrew Heller 13 Comments

Come Heller high water … the GOP convention edition Well, the GOP convention has lived up to billing so far. Floor fights. Plagiarism. Scott Baio. And that entrance! Did you see Trump’s entrance with the fog and the backlighting and the podium that rose out of the floor? … [Read more...]

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The Monday Brenda: Lighten up, Pokémon sneerers

July 18, 2016 by Brenda Brissette Mata 17 Comments

Wow. What a bunch of grumpy people.  I’m amazed at the number of folks who are hating on the new Pokémon Go game. During a conversation about the game, a friend asked “What’s the point?” The point? It’s a game.  “What’s the point of winning Monopoly?” I said. “You win, right? … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, Brenda Brissette Mata columns Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, Brenda Brissette Mata, pokemon

The Drubbler drubbles on, joking all the while

July 17, 2016 by Andrew Heller 6 Comments

My dad died of a heart attack at age 60. My brother died of a heart attack at age 40. Hearts are the family curse, so the condition of mine is never far from my mind. I’ve always wondered, “If I ever have to have surgery, how would I handle it?” I honestly don’t know the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, riley mclincha, the crim, the drubbler

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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