Come Heller high water … Don’t even try to come up with something better. I’m declaring right here, right now the best news story of the week to be the giant inflatable Trump Chicken staring at the West Wing from outside White House grounds. It was put there by protesters … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the July 27th edition
Come Heller high water … So, for my Flint area friends, I’m hearing that Durand’s mysterious “Project Tim” might very well be a Tesla plant. If this turns out to be incorrect, I’ll deny I ever said it. But if I’m right, then, well, I told you so and you should have listened … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the July 20th edition
Come Heller high water … If I had been on O.J. Simpson's parole board, his parole hearing would have gone like this: “Are you willing to admit you killed them?” “No.” “Next!” Ten seconds. Boom. Done. Instead, this killer will once again roam the land. And golf courses. … [Read more...]
Come Heller high water … the July 5th edition
Come Heller high water … My favorite story from the Fourth of July was NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence line by line, which Troll Nation clearly did not recognize. They tweeted back things like “NPR this is why you're going to get defunded. Literally no one is … [Read more...]
The clear and present danger that is summer
Perhaps you are under the impression that summers are fun and carefree, especially for kids. Perhaps you are incorrect. As a longtime connoisseur of scare journalism (“Next on News 4: What you don’t know about suntan lotion can kill you”), I feel it’s my duty to alert you … [Read more...]
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