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Come Heller high water… gibberish, nonsense, balderdash and babble isn’t news

March 23, 2016 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

Come Heller high water … It bugs me what constitutes news these days. Ted Cruz holds a press conference to say President Obama should have left Cuba the second the Brussels attack happened, and TV news treats it like real news when it’s really just campaign gibberish. This is … [Read more...]

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Photographer Steve Jessmore’s incredible look at the ‘Celebrating Life Pow Wow’ at CMU

March 20, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Steve Jessmore of Mt. Pleasant, who has been my buddy and colleague for 30 years now, is flat-out one of the best news photogs in the country. (That's not just me saying that, btw - he's won the  Robert F. Kennedy photojournalism award for outstanding coverage of the … [Read more...]

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This just in: None of the Above will win the Michigan primary

March 6, 2016 by Andrew Heller 8 Comments

By Andrew Heller A CNN report we’ll see Tuesday night if any sanity is left in the world … “This is Ted Hairgel reporting live from Michigan where, in a stunning development, None of the Above has won the Republican presidential primary here. With me now is none other than … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll – Do you really care about the presidential race already?

February 2, 2016 by Andrew Heller 20 Comments

http://www.wedgies.com/question/56b0bdbe715c381a000b7295   … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
 

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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