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Guest Column: Relinquishing the safety of silence on race

June 13, 2020 by Andrew Heller 13 Comments

By Bob Campbell A typical evening, Max began hounding me for his daily walk around the block. The golden hour for him seems to fall around seven o’clock. That’s when he’s most persistent, following me from room to room or sitting at my feet primed while staring at me with … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Pumping up the savings, one olive at a time

July 6, 2019 by John Matonich 10 Comments

By John Matonich I have always enjoyed answering trivia questions. I am no expert on the subjects they typically cover but many of the questions can really make you think. Sometimes, though it might make you think about how businesses can make changes that may not be better … [Read more...]

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The Murch: Heckuva fight the other night, eh?

June 20, 2019 by Steve Murch 22 Comments

Did you see the vide of the fight in Lakewood, Colorado? No? Count yourself lucky. In another sign the apocalypse is upon us, parents got into a full-on brawl at a baseball game … between 7-year-olds. No, that is not a typo, 7-year-olds. One side got upset by a call made by the … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: We’ll miss free speech when it’s gone

June 15, 2019 by John Auchter 6 Comments

By John Auchter To be clear: I'm proud of our nation, our history, and especially our ideals. I am proud to be an American. But some of the things we do just mystify me. Last week the Michigan Board of Education approved an update to the curriculum for social science … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘Summer’s here, I’m for that’ edition

June 9, 2019 by Andrew Heller 6 Comments

Come Heller high water … Now that it’s June, I’m having my annual bout of “summer panic,” wherein I feel woefully unprepared to take advantage of the few weeks of summer remaining. My internal monologue usually goes like this: “Ack! Only 10 weeks of summer left! I didn’t buy … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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