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Come Heller high water … The March 16th edition: The most astounding thing I’ve heard so far about the Flint water crisis

March 16, 2016 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

Come Heller high water ... The most astounding and damning revelation of Tuesday's Congressional hearings about the Flint water crisis was without a doubt an internal EPA email from an employee named Debbie Baltazar saying, "We've included information on Flint's financial … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … The March 9 edition: The return of Mr. Killjoy

March 9, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … Hi, Mr. Killjoy here. Yes, it was nice that “more people than ever” in Michigan history – 2.4 million - turned out for Tuesday’s primary to get their “I voted” badge of honor. But that’s still only 34 percent of voters. That means two out of every … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … The March 2nd edition: They’re coming

March 2, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water... Are you ready, folks? Michigan’s about to get ridiculous, and by that I of course mean the presidential candidates will be here pretending to care about us prior to next week’s primary. I figure a few predictions are in order: 1) Hillary will … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … February 24th edition: The wrath of Snowrilla

February 24, 2016 by Andrew Heller 19 Comments

Come Heller high water … Something must be wrong with local TV stations across the state. They haven't - that I've seen - come up with a snappy, doomsday nickname for today's big snowstorm. Perhaps they've just run out. If so, we must help them. I nominate "Snowsaster 2016." … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … The February 17th edition

February 17, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … The death of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says a lot about us as a country. Mostly it says we’re not very nice. He wasn’t dead five minutes before everyone from presidential candidates on down was arguing over how he should be replaced, … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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