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Come Heller high water … the April 20th edition

April 20, 2016 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

Come Heller high water ... Trump and Clinton won the New York primary yesterday in what will be known in the state's political lore as "Hold Your Nose and Get it Over With Tuesday." It's expected to be repeated nationwide in November. Have you ever seen an election where … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the April 13th edition

April 13, 2016 by Andrew Heller 13 Comments

Come Heller high water … Today is Equal Pay Day, which marks the amount of time women had to work last year and this year to make as much as guys did last year. So if the working women you know are a bit cranky today, you’ll know why. Guys, I recommend saying to your female … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the April 6th edition

April 6, 2016 by Andrew Heller 25 Comments

Come Heller high water… MSNBC “called” the Wisconsin primary for Cruz and Bernie (sounds like a specialty foods store at the mall – Cruz & Bernie’s) at 8:30 EST with only 3 percent of the precincts counted and while some people were still in line to vote. They got it … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … getting my Underoos in a bunch over all sorts of stuff

March 30, 2016 by Andrew Heller 18 Comments

Come Heller high water… • Flint’s water treatment supervisor told lawmakers Tuesday the state assured him corrosion control chemicals weren’t needed when it started using Flint River water, about which the Detroit News wrote: “The state Department of Environmental Quality … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water… gibberish, nonsense, balderdash and babble isn’t news

March 23, 2016 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

Come Heller high water … It bugs me what constitutes news these days. Ted Cruz holds a press conference to say President Obama should have left Cuba the second the Brussels attack happened, and TV news treats it like real news when it’s really just campaign gibberish. This is … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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