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Modern Day Hell: The saga of the socks

January 21, 2018 by Andrew Heller 8 Comments

So I bought some socks. Croft & Barrow socks, to be specific. A 4-pack, to be even more specific. Here's what one pair looks like. Pretty snazzy, eh? But that's what they looked like after I got them unwrapped, detagged, unstickered and unclipped. Doing all of that … [Read more...]

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The married guy takes on The Bachelor

January 21, 2018 by Andrew Heller 17 Comments

“The Bachelor” is on again, which is wonderful. No, I don’t “like” the show. I’m a guy. If I liked the show I’d have to turn in my man card. But I do really, really, really like messing with the lovely yet formidable Marcia, a lifelong feminist who, oddly enough, positively loves … [Read more...]

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Hail to the ‘stable genius’

January 7, 2018 by Andrew Heller 41 Comments

As you can see from the Tweet storm above (read in reverse order for full effect), President Trump this weekend declared himself a "very stable genius." Which I'm sure settles the matter in his mind. In my mind, I'm thinking: "Who does that?" Doesn't the mere fact that he's … [Read more...]

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Here’s some Resolution Helper to make your 2018 less annoying

January 7, 2018 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Me? I don’t need to make any resolutions. But the rest of you, wooo, boy, let’s just say you should hit this New Year’s resolution thing good and hard because – how do I put this politely? – you’ve got some work to do, as evidenced by your body of work lately. Fortunately, I’m … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the mushroom cloud edition

January 4, 2018 by Andrew Heller 27 Comments

Come Heller high water ... You of course saw that Trump tweeted about how his nuclear button is bigger and mightier than Kim Jong Un's nuclear button. So that's what the fate of the world has come down to - a sick old man playing "my wee-wee is bigger than your wee-wee" with … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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