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Auchtoon: This is snow way to run a planet

January 8, 2018 by John Auchter 25 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter My dad let me use a car for the winter term of my senior year at Michigan Tech. It not only was a generous thing to do, it was also very smart, saving him from making multiple trips between Flint and the hinterlands of the Upper Peninsula to … [Read more...]

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Hail to the ‘stable genius’

January 7, 2018 by Andrew Heller 41 Comments

As you can see from the Tweet storm above (read in reverse order for full effect), President Trump this weekend declared himself a "very stable genius." Which I'm sure settles the matter in his mind. In my mind, I'm thinking: "Who does that?" Doesn't the mere fact that he's … [Read more...]

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Here’s some Resolution Helper to make your 2018 less annoying

January 7, 2018 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Me? I don’t need to make any resolutions. But the rest of you, wooo, boy, let’s just say you should hit this New Year’s resolution thing good and hard because – how do I put this politely? – you’ve got some work to do, as evidenced by your body of work lately. Fortunately, I’m … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the mushroom cloud edition

January 4, 2018 by Andrew Heller 27 Comments

Come Heller high water ... You of course saw that Trump tweeted about how his nuclear button is bigger and mightier than Kim Jong Un's nuclear button. So that's what the fate of the world has come down to - a sick old man playing "my wee-wee is bigger than your wee-wee" with … [Read more...]

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Masters of the Universe own the road, you’re just in their way

December 31, 2017 by Andrew Heller 46 Comments

There was a 40-vehicle pile-up on U.S. 31 near Muskegon Friday. Police blamed the usual suspects: speed and stupidity. "You've got to take it slow," a local police chief said. "When people get on the highway and the speed limit is 70 miles an hour people think they can drive … [Read more...]

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Holy wah and yahoo, winter fun is finally here

December 30, 2017 by John Matonich 15 Comments

By John Matonich Almost time to take the tree down and put the decorations away. This isn’t a bad thing because up here it usually means the weather has been wintery enough to let the games begin. Nope, I don’t mean the Winter Olympics which are on their way, but all the … [Read more...]

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Happy Christmas, Holidays, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and everything else from AndrewHeller.com

December 25, 2017 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

Whether you celebrate Christmas (today), Hanukkah (a few days past that but oh well), Kwanzaa (which starts tomorrow) or National Pumpkin Pie Day (which is today - we see what you did there pumpkin pie industry), everyone here at andrewheller.com hopes it's filled with joy and … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon Time: Time for some Christmas cheer, Republican style

December 24, 2017 by John Auchter 35 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter Sorry. I tried to come up with a positive, hopeful holiday message. But as was often the case in 2017, cold, harsh reality won out. It's a shame, because truly, this is the one time of year where a cynical editorial cartoonist gets a pass at … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: So many Christmas movies, so little time

December 23, 2017 by John Matonich 25 Comments

By John Matonich I have always been a fan of the holiday season. People for the most part are in a good mood and you seem to have more folks looking for ways to help or share than other times of the year when you might hear more complaining. I’ve already shared my love of … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the Dec. 20th edition

December 21, 2017 by Andrew Heller 51 Comments

 Come Heller high water … It took Trump a year to pass a major piece of legislation. The good news: At this pace, we only have three dumb laws to go. Sen. Schumer's right - there's probably never been a tax cut that the majority of people didn't favor. Only 33 percent … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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