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Come Heller high water … the ‘they gerrymandered the hell out of us’ edition

April 28, 2019 by Andrew Heller 20 Comments

Come Heller high water … You probably aren’t even aware of one of the biggest news stories in Michigan in a decade because we barely have a functioning circulatory system for media anymore since the decline of newspapers. How do I know? Because if you were aware of it, you’d … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Welcome to Michigan’s fifth season: mud

April 27, 2019 by Andrew Heller 4 Comments

By John Matonich Most folks who live in the interior of our great country know that we typically have four seasons. Summer, fall, winter and spring are the seasons that all have aspects that are both good and bad. Most folks may like one over the other, but typically we can … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: Uh-oh, it’s a cartoon about Planned Parenthood and measles

April 22, 2019 by John Auchter 11 Comments

By John Auchter In his sci-fi/satire book series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams tells a story about the planet Golgafrigcham. The leaders of Golgafrigcham hatched a plan to rid themselves of what they considered the basically useless citizens. They … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the Mueller report and other stuff edition

April 21, 2019 by Andrew Heller 21 Comments

Come Heller high water ... For a little perspective, imagine this news report: “A Justice Department investigation today listed 10 ways in which President Lincoln likely obstructed an investigation into Confederacy interference on Lincoln’s behalf in his 1860 election win. … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘yeah, cool, but does it pick up pet hair’ edition

April 11, 2019 by Andrew Heller 23 Comments

Come Heller high water… Best moment of the week: Seeing the first-ever image of an actual black hole 55 million light years away. How amazing was that? That’s the kind of thing that restores my faith in humanity. We can be really, really smart and cool when we want to be. … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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