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Archives for April 2018

Just admit it, positive people, this weather sucks

April 18, 2018 by Andrew Heller 18 Comments

  The weather in Michigan this April has made just about everybody crazy. After five long months of winter glop already, a sixth seems like some kind of sick punishment. Everyone is tired of it. Except for the incessantly positive people, of course. I ran into one … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, Humor Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, snow

Surveyin’ da Situation: So it isn’t spring yet – you can dress for the cold but not for the hot

April 14, 2018 by John Matonich 8 Comments

By John Matonich I was driving to the shop the other morning and was listening to a local radio station. The radio host was speaking with a local businessman and they were discussing the weather forecast which isn’t what I wanted to hear for the middle of April. We have … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘We’ve been Zuckered’ edition

April 12, 2018 by Andrew Heller 21 Comments

Come Heller high water … In the end, Zuckerberg’s lip-flapping to Congress about “transparency” and “doing the right thing” meant absolutely nothing, and here’s how I know: Facebook didn’t bother to send me an instant message, email or post telling me I wasn’t among the 87 … [Read more...]

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Auchtoons: Beilein personifies coaching class

April 10, 2018 by John Auchter 6 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter I saw an interview with John Beilein after the Michigan loss to Villanova in the men's NCAA championship game. It was a fairly standard "what went wrong, what would you do differently, how do you feel about it?" sort of exercise, which Coach … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Auchtoons Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, John Auchter

Don’t look now but mom jeans are back

April 8, 2018 by Andrew Heller 13 Comments

I see that “mom jeans” – that ‘90s look where the waistband of a woman’s pants are up around her armpits - are back. Since I’m a guy, you probably expect me to say this is a terrible development in women’s fashion, especially since they are replacing low-rise jeans. But you … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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