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Come Heller high water … the Dec. 20th edition

December 21, 2017 by Andrew Heller 51 Comments

 Come Heller high water … It took Trump a year to pass a major piece of legislation. The good news: At this pace, we only have three dumb laws to go. Sen. Schumer's right - there's probably never been a tax cut that the majority of people didn't favor. Only 33 percent … [Read more...]

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Last minute gift idea – the Come Heller High Water collection, and some Ginsu knives

December 17, 2017 by Andrew Heller Leave a Comment

You're thinking, "I've done most of my holiday shopping, but something's missing." You know, that wow, that spark, that tangy zip of Miracle Whip, so to speak. Suffer no longer. I got your zip right here: Give that special someone on your list a copy each of "Come Heller High … [Read more...]

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Happy anniversary to the one I annoy

December 17, 2017 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

The lovely yet formidable Marcia and I celebrated our 34th wedding anniversary recently. That sounds like a long time but it’s really only slightly more than three decades, which, when you think about it, is only a blip in time when compared to glaciers, the stars and, you know, … [Read more...]

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Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Festivus to all, and to all a good time

December 16, 2017 by Andrew Heller 37 Comments

Happy everything, people - Christmas, New Year, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus and anything else I've missed - from me and the Source Materials (otherwise known as my family.) May you have a wonderful time, whatever your reason for the season. And thank you for reading, for … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the “Can you believe the Democrats won something?” edition

December 13, 2017 by Andrew Heller 43 Comments

Come Heller high water … Let's not get too excited, Dems. The narrow election of Doug Jones over Roy "Mall Rat" Moore in Alabama does not mean the party’s back. Far from it. Democrats still have no national message, still have no leadership, still have no money, still have … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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