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Archives for May 2017

Auchtoon time: Remember all the freedoms they fought for, not just some

May 29, 2017 by John Auchter 19 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter Freedom is essential for a happy life and true success. I don't think most would argue with that. But like most good things, freedom can be appropriated for self-serving purposes. Fifty years ago, this sort of appropriation was something that … [Read more...]

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Defending media is defending ourselves

May 28, 2017 by Andrew Heller 28 Comments

What doesn’t bother the heck out of us in this country bothers the heck out of me. Prime example: Last week, businessman Greg Gianforte, the Republican candidate in a special election for  Montana's only House seat in Congress, knocked a reporter to the ground then jumped on … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, National politics Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com

Surveyin’ da Situation: Hats off to this new look

May 27, 2017 by John Matonich 6 Comments

By John Matonich I heard a word twice this past week that I hadn’t heard in quite a while, and it made me smile. Not sure about its origin, but I believe I was a lot younger when I last heard it. Let me explain. I have admired a hat that a friend of mine from Lansing wears … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Humor, John Matonich Tagged With: Andrew Heller, john matonich

Come Heller high water … the May 24th edition

May 24, 2017 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

Come Heller high water… “Evil losers”? That’s the best insult President Trump could come up with for terrorists? Ooo, I’ll bet they’re infuriated. I’ll bet they’re thinking, “He could have gotten away with calling us low-born sons of donkeys or jiggly-eyed radicalized … [Read more...]

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Auchtoon time: Don’t worry, Ford workers, Trump will provide

May 22, 2017 by John Auchter 21 Comments

Toon & text by John Auchter My inner dialogue for this week's cartoon — Rational Me (RE): Let's please do something without Donald Trump in it. There's just so much going on with him right now, our cartoon might just get lost in the news swirl. Emotional Me (EM): … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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