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Archives for September 2016

New poll: Polls are driving us crazy

September 11, 2016 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

As I write this, there are only 58 more days to go before the presidential election. I can’t wait. Not for the election. I’m actually dreading that. I think everyone’s dreading that.  No matter who wins, half of us are moving to Canada. Unless they build a wall to keep us … [Read more...]

Filed Under: All Columns, National politics Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, Come Heller high water, polls

This week’s Auchtoon: College is creating a new debtor class

September 9, 2016 by John Auchter 4 Comments

"Toon and text by John Auchter My first instinct was to draw the weighty Student Loan Debt object as an anvil. You guys know what an anvil is, right? An anvil is a block with a hard surface on which another object is struck. The block is as massive as it is practical, … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the September 7th edition

September 7, 2016 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

Come Heller high water … After months of telling us Clinton was ahead of Trump, a new CNN poll Tuesday said – ta-dah! – Trump now leads. If you’re like me, you were like “Whoa, what the (insert your favorite curse word) happened? Should I start packing for Canada?” The … [Read more...]

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The Trump/Nieto summit: The secret transcript

September 4, 2016 by Andrew Heller 11 Comments

Donald Trump’s meeting with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto was private. But I managed to get my hands on a secret transcript. Here’s what transpired: Nieto: “Ah, so you are the loud, orange man I have heard so much about. Welcome to Mexico. My, you really are orange, … [Read more...]

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This week’s Auchtoon: Maybe campaigns should talk to African-Americans about what African-Americans want

September 2, 2016 by John Auchter 8 Comments

'Toon and text by John Auchter Telling the wife of your boss at a dinner party that she is a racist is not a career enhancing move. Turns out, people don't like to be called racist — even if they are. Let me explain. Many years ago my boss at the time generously hosted a … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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