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Trump showed us who he was four years ago – we should have listened

January 10, 2021 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

I read about the letter that House Republicans sent to Speaker Nancy Pelosi this weekend asking her to drop - “in the spirit of healing and fidelity to our Constitution" - her efforts to impeach President Trump for a second time. I nearly choked on my coffee. Fidelity to … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘three weeks to go’ edition

October 18, 2020 by Andrew Heller 47 Comments

Come Heller high water … Spoiler alert: This is entirely – from stem to stern and tip to top - a Trump-bashing column. I would be derelict in my duty if it weren’t. If that’s not your bag, please move on. Trump is 99 percent bluff, but the one thing I don’t think he’s … [Read more...]

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The return of Moon Dimple: Election Genius

June 15, 2020 by Andrew Heller 44 Comments

“Well, I guess that’s it, it’s over,” said my back home pal Moon Dimple. “Some context would help,” I said. “You know. The election.” What I knew is I was being set up. He can be clueless sometimes but even he knows the presidential election isn’t for another five months, so … [Read more...]

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Guest Column: Relinquishing the safety of silence on race

June 13, 2020 by Andrew Heller 13 Comments

By Bob Campbell A typical evening, Max began hounding me for his daily walk around the block. The golden hour for him seems to fall around seven o’clock. That’s when he’s most persistent, following me from room to room or sitting at my feet primed while staring at me with … [Read more...]

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Coronavirus isn’t the only pandemic plaguing America – not by a long shot

May 13, 2020 by Andrew Heller 37 Comments

COVID-19 has the floor right now. But it is not the only virus galloping across America. Guns are a virus. Hatred is a virus. Intolerance is a virus. Racism is a virus. Sexism and sexual assault is a virus. Disinformation is a virus. White nationalism is a … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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BOOK: Come-Heller-High-Water-by-Andrew-Heller ISBN-13:9780964983212

Come Heller High Water I is the collection readers asked for, and includes columns that they wanted reprints of.

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Come Heller High Water II is the smash hit follow-up to Come Heller High Water I. It includes everything from Andy's takes on modern life to conversations with his back home pal Moon Dimple, and much, much more.
 

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Saving the World One Column at a Time is a bitingly funny look at the world through the eyes of this award-winning columnist. In it he takes on corporate crooks, Little League parents, tongue piercers, ketchup sinners and much, much more. A must-have for Heller fans.

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