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Come Heller high water … the June 13th edition

June 13, 2018 by Andrew Heller 55 Comments

Come Heller high water …

  • So what’s new this week on “As the Trump Turns …”? Let’s see, Michael Cohen has dropped his legal team, which some interpret to mean he’s ready to squeal on Der Trumpster. They’re probably right. Cohen said he’d take a bullet for Trump but he didn’t say anything about taking 20 years in prison.
  • In a tweet, Trump described actor Robert DeNiro as a “low-IQ individual” who “has received to many shots to the head by real boxers in movies.” You notice, though, that he used the wrong form of to. (It should have been “too.”) So apparently Trump is either a low-IQ individual himself or he’s had too many shots to the head from women he grabbed by the …
  • No, I’m not gonna fill in that blank. I’m to smart for that.
  • See what I did their?
  • And they’re?
  • And there?
  • I am two funny.
  • Trump also tweeted this: “Before taking office people were assuming that we were going to War with North Korea. President Obama said that North Korea was our biggest and most dangerous problem. No longer – sleep well tonight!” Hasn’t this guy ever heard Kenny Rogers’ warning about never counting your money when you’re sitting at the table? The North Korean problem hasn’t been solved. They signed a piece of paper. That’s it. That’s all. I’ll give him credit when the nukes are gone, not before. (And, listen, I’m not among those who said he shouldn’t go. Nothing gets solved without talking. So I’ll give him credit for that.)
  • About DeNiro and Samantha Bee, who demeaned herself by calling Ivanka Trump a bad, bad word (one I refuse to use in any context), New York Times columnist Frank Bruni wrote this: “Dear Robert De Niro, Samantha Bee and other Trump haters: I get that you’re angry. I’m angry, too. But anger isn’t a strategy. Sometimes it’s a trap. When you find yourself spewing four-letter words, you’ve fallen into it. You’ve chosen cheap theatrics over the long game, catharsis over cunning. You think you’re raising your fist when you’re really raising a white flag.” Couldn’t agree more. Make fun of the guy, sure. I do, obviously. Criticize him? Of course. He deserves it. But enough with the curse words. He’s a huge … um, donkey, we get it, OK?
  • That said, in my lifetime I’ve never seen a governmental policy as appalling inhumane as the decision to separate asylum seekers from their children at the border. That’ll be a big part of Trump’s legacy. I hope it sticks to his name for centuries.
  • Worst spring allergy season ever? I say yes.
  • As a publicity stunt, Domino’s is filling in potholes across the country to keep delivery pizzas from being damaged. That’s funny, but terribly sad at the same time. We’ve essentially become a libertarian nation where no tax is a good tax and fairies are supposed to provide public services.
  • Miguel Cabrera is out for the year. I can’t say I’m upset. He used to be one of my favorite players. But the past few years, his incessant whining has turned him into just another overpaid jock. I’d rather watch the kids play. At least they have some passion. Miggy seems to have lost his.
  • “Hey, auto-correct, stop messing with my curse words, you mother forklift.” – Internet meme.

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  1. Jims says

    June 13, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    Have to agree about Miggy. I like watching the youngsters or the no name guys cause they are trying to make a name for themselves. Some of these veterans could care. They got their money and could care less. When he said nobody cared when he played hurt I kinda lost a little respect for the guy.

    Reply
    • Tom says

      June 13, 2018 at 8:55 pm

      Let us not celebrate when Miguel or anybody gets hurt physically. This opens up a hole in the Tigers’ lineup. That might be interesting or fun, eventually. But, please back off for now.

      Will this diminish the incomes of either of his two families? Will it hurt the bandit nation of Venezuela, if Miguel gets paid less, and cannot keep up his extortion payments to keep his granny safe? These are more legitimate questions.

      Reply
      • Jims says

        June 13, 2018 at 10:17 pm

        Not celebrating his injury. Just making a point how these multimillion sports people whine. Don’t worry about his income it won’t change.

        Reply
  2. Fred says

    June 13, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    Maybe President Stupid Idiot is getting to Miggy too? Wasn’t it around 2016 that he started getting a bit disgruntled? I mean for Miggy, maybe America was once this wonderful and tolerant place, and he just loved it here. Then along came President Stupid Idiot and his hordes of haters and ruined that nice image for people everywhere, including those who support him.

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  3. Jim Morgan says

    June 14, 2018 at 10:02 am

    I definitely agree with your take on the Spring Allergies. Also, is it just me, or does the mosquito population seem a touch higher than in past years?

    Reply
    • Tom says

      June 14, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      Maybe we can have a mosquito/allergy alert network here: Zero mosquitoes so far this season in Grand Rapids, latitude 43N. Only sporadic allergic sneezing in my house, no big deal yet.

      Reply
  4. Jims says

    June 14, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    The white pines in my yard snowed yellow powder which I assume to be some sort of pollen. The stuff is everywhere. I don’t really suffer from allergies but my wife could definitely feel it for sure!

    Reply
  5. jimiii says

    June 15, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Let us see a photo is presented by the left-leaning communists/liberal/democrats showing children of illegal border crossers in what appear to be dog kennels. All sorts of news media go
    into hyper-drive ranting and raving that President Trump was cruelly mistreating those children.
    The pundits like Andrew really get upset over such treatment.
    Then the real fact comes out by the media person who took the photo. It turns out that the photo was taken in 2014, during the obama years. The fake righteous indignation of President Trump hating media went silent all of a sudden.
    Is President Trump responsible for laws that were written long before he became president?
    NO. Is President Trump responsible for children being separated, by law, from their lawbreaking parents? Again no.
    The low intelligence liberals/communists/democrats will blame him for what is happening. If the illegal border crossing parents of those children would obey our laws and go to a legal border crossing station, they would not be separated from their children.
    If the parents of American children commit a crime and are put into prison, what happens to the children? Are to be kept with the parents while the parents are in prison? No. The state/feds have to either find relatives (usually grandparents) to take care of them or they are put into foster care.
    Illegal border crossers usually do not have someone readily available to take the children.
    Therefore Immigration authorities have to do the best they can.
    As for individuals using the wrong form to describe a scene in a sentence. I have read words written by a lot of individuals who do the same thing. It does not matter what political party they belong to. Nor does it matter their education level. All languages have their own written/verbal traps.

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    • Fred says

      June 15, 2018 at 9:40 am

      I can show you videos of President Stupid Idiot saying he is “honored” to meet murderous communist dictator Kim Jung Un and then calling him “very smart” after saluting a general of one of our worst enemies who happens to be communist. President Stupid Idiot really seems to like and respect the murderous COMMUNIST dictator Kim Jung Un, almost as mch as he likes former COMMUNIST Soviet KGB Agent Vladmir Putin. How do you feel about that, Jimiii?

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      • jimiii says

        June 15, 2018 at 1:04 pm

        Wha’s your point. Hilliary met a lot of bad people that were leaders of their countries.
        The difference between hilliary and President Trump is that you have a bad case of President Trump derangement syndrome. You ignore just any bad thing a democrat leader has done, but take an ant hill of President Trump and blow it up to exceed that of Mt. Everest. Meanwhile, the democrat leaders make mountains and the lamestream media takes a lot of things that a democrat/socialist/liberal does and tries and sometimes succeeds into making it an anthill or smaller.
        President Trump, by saying some “nice” things about Kim Jung Un was an effort to keep the ongoing negotiations ongoing. Just because President Trump spoke face to face with Kim does not mean that the deal is set in concrete.
        The face to face negotiations for some reason reminds of 2 other leaders that met face to face in 1939. Neville Chamberlain and Adolf Hitler.
        Do I trust NOKO leader? NO. Neither should President Trump.

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        • Fred says

          June 15, 2018 at 1:40 pm

          Who the hell is Hillary? We are talking about President Stupid idiot here. You know? The moron you voted for, and continue support and defend, despite him making you look like a bigger hypocritical fool everyday?

          He called the murderous COMMUNIST dictator of the one of the most oppressive regimes in modern history “very smart” and said he is “honored to meet him”. How do you feel about THAT, Jimiii? And , how do you feel about all President Idiot’s praise for Putin, who we know has be trying to destabilize free elections around the world, while he attacks and belittles our actual Allies, who have worked side by side with us for decades?

          Don’t talk to me about a case of President Stupid Idiot derangement. We both know I could go several notches lower and treat him with the same respect you treated President Obama with. Who by the way you would be in outrage with if he called Kim Jung Un “very smart” and lauded him and Putin with praise.

          So why don’t you drop you phony victim act and tell us how you feel about President Stupid Idiot’s recent behavior towards two brutal murderous dictators who are considered our most concerning adversaries without deflecting to Hillary or Democrats?

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          • jimiii says

            June 15, 2018 at 2:14 pm

            Your hatred of anything Republican or President Trump knows no limits.
            SOS Hilliary Clinton had more contact with Vladimir Putin than President Trump.
            Like I said in my earlier post-liberals/democrats/socialists like to deny, downplay or ignore what type of leaders that they deal with. It is in your history of the democratic party. FR adored and admired Stalin, who murdered approximately 30 million Russians/Ukranians and others that he did and the communist party did not like. Obama was caught on an open mike telling Putin’s 2nd in command that after the 2012 elections he would be able to do more things that were to Putin’s liking. SOS Hilliary was not far behind in doing the biding of obama. Yes, I do believe that it can be aid that they both adored Putin.
            Any argument or another point of view that I bring up, you with your arrogant mindset, will just dismiss them.
            I listen to people like Robert De Niro, Samantha Bee and others who very nasty language to describe President Trump and his family and those who voted for him and I do not like what I hear. They are basically given a pass by the liberal/socialist/democrat media. If a national Republican had made the same level of remarks about obama the lamestream media would have crucified that individual.
            If was not for double standards most, if not all, of the Democrats, would not have any standards.
            You are the one that has Andrew Heller on a couple of occasions to ban those who disagree with your mindset.

          • Fred says

            June 15, 2018 at 2:26 pm

            You sure are being evasive and defensive, Jimiii. Does my question make you uncomfortable? Are you afraid to answer, because any answer will only further cement what a delusional hypocrite you are?

            Hillary and Obama NEVER called Putin “Very Smart” or lauded him with praise and respect. If they did, we both know you would be screaming for their heads. President Stupid Idiot shows how much admiration he has for several murderous and brutal dictators of Russia, North Korea, Turkey and the Philippines all the time.

            Why don’t you quit being a little coward with your evasive deflections and tell us how you feel about THAT.

  6. Tom says

    June 15, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    Dear Good People Who Read And Post Here, Let us let Jim the Third and Dad and a couple others post whatever they wish. We cannot stop them. I used to take the attitude that, “I can’t let that troll get away with that assertion.”

    But, it is not a debate. They always say whatever they wish; they never admit any failing. And, they write too-long posts. Please ignore them. At most, just skim-read them. And then please put up your own good well-considered original rational ideas.

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    • MaryK says

      June 15, 2018 at 4:21 pm

      Amen, Tom

      Reply
    • jbcsfl says

      June 16, 2018 at 6:16 am

      Well said!

      Reply
  7. Tom says

    June 15, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    The past couple days, I have been driving around, listening to classical music and the Detroit Tigers. It has been nice not knowing the up-to-the-second news about Trump. We certainly have a presidential crisis now, but the rest of life goes on.

    I enjoy just letting Trump and his pals stink in the background. Our own lives smell a lot better.

    Reply
    • Fred says

      June 15, 2018 at 5:15 pm

      More power to you, Tom. Complacency is not an option for me.

      Reply
  8. Working Dad says

    June 15, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    Those pictures of children in dog cages taken under the Obama administration in 2014 were unsettling. If I were a Democrat, I would be pissed off at the Obama administration for their actions back at that time.

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    • Fred says

      June 15, 2018 at 5:28 pm

      There is NO LAW that says children must be taken from their parents when they cross the border illegally. Why is President Stupid Idiot and his band of crooked thugs doing that? And why do you support it?

      Reply
    • Working Dad says

      June 15, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      So crossing the border illegally is a big problem…. I agree!

      Reply
      • Fred says

        June 15, 2018 at 7:00 pm

        Your avoidance of answering direct questions is not infuriating me. It is only confirming to me and everyone else that you have no defense for this administration’s actions beyond your own racism and prejudice.

        When backed into a corner all your kind can do is deflect and distract. You cannot tell us why we should support your guy, because you know there is no good or rational reason to. The only reason you support him is because he validates your hate. I appreciate how you consistantly make that obvious for all to see.

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  9. Working Dad says

    June 15, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    A far better publicity stunt than Domino’s pizza potholes thingy was the fake IHOP is changing it’s name to IHOB.( for International House of Burgers rather than Pancakes) This bogus claim got their restaurants advertising money can’t buy. They were in headliners for a week, free of charge.

    Someone in IHOP Marketing deserves a million dollar bonus!

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  10. Working Dad says

    June 15, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    The remains of many American heros are being sent back from North Korea to the USA for proper identification, honor and burial.

    Thank you President Trump for accomplishing this task where others failed for over 60 years!

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    • Working Dad says

      June 15, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      https://www.npr.org/2018/06/12/619294297/north-korea-to-help-identify-return-remains-of-u-s-troops-from-korean-war

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    • Working Dad says

      June 15, 2018 at 7:02 pm

      Andy Heller – Do you call this return of heros remains NOTHING? I know you ban/block decorated Navy officers from your Facebook page because they call you out on your liberal BS, but do you say this act is meaningless?

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      • Fred says

        June 15, 2018 at 7:14 pm

        I am sure if remains from the Korean War are really coming home, that is nice and Andy agrees. But your fake patriotism doesn’t impress me. You are supporting Cadet Bone Spurs, who has lots of nice things to say about our biggest enemies, while condemning a real war hero by the name of Robert Mueller.

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      • Jims says

        June 15, 2018 at 7:29 pm

        Hey dad and Jimiii. Why won’t you answer a simply question that Fred has asked more than once? Do you support a president that loves communist? Jimii called democrats communists in an earlier post. The pres compliments people that murder his own relatives. So why can’t you answer a simple yes or no question? Do you support communism like trump does? I know dad will ignore this post and Jimiii will skirt the question.

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        • Fred says

          June 15, 2018 at 10:05 pm

          Did you notice how Jimiii conveniently dropped communist from he usual liberal/democrat/socialist/communist slur after I pointed that out?

          These guys crack me up.

          Reply
      • Working Dad says

        June 15, 2018 at 8:19 pm

        I am seeing Democrats posting a meme on social media depicting Colonel Henry Blake from the TV show MASH. They are posting…

        LOL!…. Here is one of the Korean War veterans whose remains Trump got shipped back to the U.S.

        These Democrats are truly pieces of shit.

        Reply
        • Fred says

          June 15, 2018 at 8:24 pm

          A racist calling Democrats a piece of shit? That’s a stretch.

          Reply
        • Working Dad says

          June 15, 2018 at 8:28 pm

          Stop raping children Fred!

          Reply
          • Jims says

            June 15, 2018 at 8:40 pm

            You ever here of slander? Hey stupid you better have proof before you accuse people of such things. Pretty simple to find you and bring legal action against you. Your kinda crossing the line now.

          • Fred says

            June 15, 2018 at 8:46 pm

            Coming from someone who shows zero empathy for children being separated from their parents, I am going to have to assume that disturbing desire belongs with you. You are a very sick man and have shown us that on multiple occasions. Again, I appreciate how consistently you show everyone what kind of person you are.

          • Fred says

            June 15, 2018 at 8:53 pm

            He is just revealing his own disturbing traits when he throws out things like that. Only someone who panders in that kind of thing would think to say that.
            He thinks that insult is going to resonate with me, because he knows it would resonate with him.

          • Jims says

            June 15, 2018 at 9:07 pm

            This guy needs to go Andy. Working Dad has gone to far with that comment. Has no purpose to accuse people of such things. He’s crossed the line. Time to say bye bye to this mentally deranged whatever he is.

          • Working Dad says

            June 15, 2018 at 9:26 pm

            But Fred falsely calling me a racist is 100% fine with all of your fake accounts…

          • Fred says

            June 15, 2018 at 9:39 pm

            The question you should be asking yourself is; “If it’s not true, then why does it bother me so much?”.

            You have made plenty of comments on this site to give me a good reason to believe that you hold very bigoted views, if not outright racist views. That is the sole reason you have earned that label from me, and it’s your own damn fault.

            If you don’t like that label, start making some changes. It’s not too late.

          • Jims says

            June 15, 2018 at 9:52 pm

            Accusing someone of a crime that they have no proof of is just wrong. So if being a racist is a crime you would be in jail Dadio. Not the same at all.

        • Jims says

          June 15, 2018 at 8:35 pm

          Come on dad you won’t answer the question. So you are nothing but a communist loving anti American. Why can’t you answer? Going to Russia this summer on vacation? Going to a Putin pee party? Come on its easy. You love a communist supporting president? Man up and answer a simple question.

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      • Andrew Heller says

        June 15, 2018 at 8:32 pm

        That’s stupid. Of course I’d want that. But I’ll believe it when I see it. Same with de-nuking. Just because he says it, doesn’t mean it’s going to happen. If it does, I’ll be pleased. And when that decorated Navy officer apologizes and promises to not put words in my mouth, he can come back. He can email me at andrewhellercolumn@gmail.com. Does being in the military give him pass for being civil?

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        • Working Dad says

          June 15, 2018 at 9:28 pm

          Decorated Naval officer, veterans do not need to beg your favor. You do not rate that high Andy Heller.

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          • Fred says

            June 15, 2018 at 9:43 pm

            That sounds like something out of North Korea, Working Dad. Did you know during the famine in North Korea, the military was ordered to take any food they could find from civilians. Because their mindset is, civilians don’t matter compared to the military. You appear to share that mindset. That is why you are part of the problem.

          • Jims says

            June 15, 2018 at 10:17 pm

            Still won’t answer that question will you. Why do you care about veterans when you support communism?

  11. Working Dad says

    June 16, 2018 at 10:13 am

    I would also point out to ultra liberal Andy Heller and his Democrat posting followers….. Your hatred of President Donald Trump is manufactured and as such, illegitimate.

    None of you liberals hated Donald Trump until he ran against Hillary. That is the point in time when you lost your minds.

    #maga2020

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    • Fred says

      June 16, 2018 at 10:51 am

      Somehow I don’t think you liked Stupid Idiot either, until he started the birther movement to harass President Obama. You flocked to him out racist tendencies. That is not something to be proud of.

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    • Fred says

      June 16, 2018 at 12:03 pm

      That counter is based on nothing, but it sheds more light on how messed up you are. So please keep repeating it. Every time you do, I become more convinced that you really are a sick piece of shit hiding in your mom’s basement.
      President Stupid idiot DID push the racist birther movement and you DO hate Barrack Obama. These are FACTS. And those two reasons are likely what lead you to supporting President Stupid Idiot. Because you are a despicable racist. Am I right?

      Reply
    • Working Dad says

      June 16, 2018 at 1:07 pm

      Stop rapinch children!

      Reply
      • Andrew Heller says

        June 16, 2018 at 1:16 pm

        Please stop with that.

        Reply
      • Fred says

        June 16, 2018 at 1:17 pm

        I knew I was right. You are a sick puke Working Dad. We all know it.

        Reply
    • Jims says

      June 16, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Your are a communist Dad. You won’t answer the question so I am assuming you are? Yes No? Come on pretty simple to answer.

      Reply
  12. jimiii says

    June 16, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    OK, Fred, Jim says and Tom you seem to be interested in what I think of President Trump meeting with rocket man. Go for it. President Trump is trying to defuse a situation to denuclearize the Korean peninsula. President Trump is trying to do this and not to war with NOKO. If a war was to break out, even without the use of nuclear weapons, would be devastating to the Korean Peninsula.
    Maybe it will happen. How the negotiations go will determine what will happen. President Trump is not going to unlock the treasury and give NOKO a bunch of goodies. Which is what too many presidents have done in the past. President Trump got 4 American hostages returned without giving NOKO any goodies in exchange. It is called diplomacy. President Teddy Roosevelt said it best “walk softly and carry a big stick.
    Now, what do the three of think, along with Andrew Heller, of President Obama’s trip to Cuba in 2014 where he praised the Castro Brothers for what they did to Cuba?
    President Obama gave the Castro thugs a lot of goodies. It enriched the Castro brothers but, did not help the people of Cuba.
    What says you.

    Reply
    • Fred says

      June 16, 2018 at 11:25 pm

      Lot’s of presidents got prisoners released from NK. They just didn’t make a show out of it.
      So he is trying to make nice now. What was all that nonsense about fire and fury and rocket man last year?
      No other president who met with NK leaders gave them the royal treatment trump gave Kim. He treated Kim as an equal and spook highly of him. If Obama had done that, how would you had reacted?
      The way you are trying to spin this comes off as “we are afraid of Kim, so we are kissing his ass and backing off and making him look good with hopes that he wont hurt us”. Past presidents including Obama, stood firmly againt NK and warned them of consquences. They did not give them a bag of goodies. They gave sanctions when NK stepped out of line. Trump gave a bag of goodies. And we got nothing in return.
      I am not aware of any praise Obama gave to Raul Castro. I do remember something about him bringing up the human rights issue. So what did Obama say that was praise for Cuba’s leaders? And how would you have felt if Obama called Kim very smart, and saluted his general?

      Reply
    • Fred says

      June 16, 2018 at 11:39 pm

      I fact checked you. Obama did not praise Fidel or Raul Castro. He gave a neutral statement at Fidel’s funeral and offered friendship to the Cuban people.
      Trump did not offer friends to the North Korean people, but he did heap loads of praise, respect and admiration on Kim Jung Un, his state controlled media and his generals. If he was just kissing ass to play nice, he made us look weak, as he would say himself if it were Obama. The hypocrisy is oozing off this one.
      https://www.factcheck.org/2016/11/obama-didnt-praise-castro/

      What say you?

      Reply
    • Jims says

      June 17, 2018 at 8:44 am

      If trump gets it done,more power to him. Nobody is faulting him for that. Try to read this carefully. You don’t praise people that kill their own relatives, innocent Americans and his own people. That is the point. He praises KGB agents loves Putin but hates Canadians and children. Do you really agree with that? That’s like saying Charles Manson was a smart man and should be praised for what he did.

      Reply

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