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Rage and dance on, Congresswomen!

January 6, 2019 by Andrew Heller 29 Comments

Rage on,  Rep. Rashida Tlaib! Dance on, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! You're not listening to or being intimidated by the fake outrage from the Tea Bag Party (formerly known as the GOP) about your salty language, your appearance, your political views, your age, your … [Read more...]

Filed Under: National politics Tagged With: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Andrew Heller, Rashida Tlaib

Here’s how to fix elections shenanigans

November 11, 2018 by Andrew Heller 21 Comments

After losing his job in last week's election, Scott Walker, the governor of Wisconsin, wanted a recount because the vote was close. He couldn't get one, however, because of a new state law that only allows recounts in races lost by less than 1 percent. Walker lost by 1.2 … [Read more...]

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Trump’s right: This one’s all about him

November 4, 2018 by Andrew Heller 17 Comments

One of the few things I agree with Donald Trump about is that Tuesday’s mid-term election – for local, state and national offices – is all about him. If so, remember, this is a man: Who has told 6,420 lies (not falsehoods or misrepresentations or any of the other soft-pedal … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … the ‘I can’t believe he said that’ edition

August 1, 2018 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … President Trump tweeted that Attorney General Jeff Sessions "should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now, before it continues to stain our country any further." Which means at some point he'll be saying that he meant "should not stop." Seriously, … [Read more...]

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And the kids shall lead the way

March 25, 2018 by Andrew Heller 111 Comments

Anyone who bashes “kids these days” for their supposed faults and flaws (all bunk, by the way – kids are smarter and better than ever) didn’t watch yesterday’s “March for Our Lives” protest in Washington, D.C. All I could say is “Wow.” Kid after kid, young adult after young … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Guns, National politics Tagged With: Andrew Heller, andrewheller.com, enough is enough, guns, March for our Lives, protest

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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