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Heller Poll results: Flint water crisis will be a catalyst for change

March 10, 2016 by Andrew Heller 5 Comments

The rest of the world may think Flint has had it, but voters on this week's Heller Poll don't agree. (Thank god.) Of the 119 votes cast, 71 percent said the water crisis will, in fact, be a catalyst for change in the city, while the remainder agreed with the notion that … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … The March 9 edition: The return of Mr. Killjoy

March 9, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water … Hi, Mr. Killjoy here. Yes, it was nice that “more people than ever” in Michigan history – 2.4 million - turned out for Tuesday’s primary to get their “I voted” badge of honor. But that’s still only 34 percent of voters. That means two out of every … [Read more...]

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The Tuesday Heller Poll: Will Flint rebound from water crisis?

March 8, 2016 by Andrew Heller 7 Comments

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Flint is a city dying to thrive

March 7, 2016 by Andrew Heller 7 Comments

By Brenda Brissette Mata Some days, especially when you are proud to be from Flint, Michigan, you just feel like slamming your head against the wall. Growing poverty, skyrocketing joblessness and record-breaking murder rates all tangled up with declining property values and … [Read more...]

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This just in: None of the Above will win the Michigan primary

March 6, 2016 by Andrew Heller 8 Comments

By Andrew Heller A CNN report we’ll see Tuesday night if any sanity is left in the world … “This is Ted Hairgel reporting live from Michigan where, in a stunning development, None of the Above has won the Republican presidential primary here. With me now is none other than … [Read more...]

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Cartoonist John Auchter joins AndrewHeller.com

March 4, 2016 by Andrew Heller 9 Comments

So I called up John Auchter - former MLive editorial cartoonist - and said "Hey, John, wanna post cartoons on my site?" To my surprise and delight, he said yes. Look for an example of his insightful work every Friday here at AndrewHeller.com. Find the rest of his work 24/7 at … [Read more...]

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Heller Poll Results: Back-in parking is not an abomination

March 3, 2016 by Andrew Heller 12 Comments

Well, I didn't see THAT coming. Tuesday I asked whether backing into parking spots is a crime against humanity, simply annoying or the only right and true way to park. Frankly, I expected a landslide victory for "crime against humanity,"  because that's how I view it. There … [Read more...]

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Come Heller high water … The March 2nd edition: They’re coming

March 2, 2016 by Andrew Heller 15 Comments

Come Heller high water... Are you ready, folks? Michigan’s about to get ridiculous, and by that I of course mean the presidential candidates will be here pretending to care about us prior to next week’s primary. I figure a few predictions are in order: 1) Hillary will … [Read more...]

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The Heller Poll: Backward parking – abomination or simply annoying?

March 1, 2016 by Andrew Heller 8 Comments

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Guest column: Cursing is good for you, gal-dang it

February 29, 2016 by Guest Columnist Leave a Comment

By Brenda Brissette Mata I swear. Not like "I swear that was a great game" - more like I say words that are not polite in certain company and I say them more often than my mother would like. Not every profane word is common in my vocabulary - but some. There are many … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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