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Surveyin’ da Situation: Hey, drivers, if the weather sucks, so do the roads

December 29, 2018 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich It was a long ago when yours truly took driver education. I have written before about that experience, but I feel it’s time to remind folks of one of the first lessons we learned in that class. I believe it was the first day of class when the instructor made a … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: It’s open season on sense and reason in Lansing

December 22, 2018 by John Matonich 9 Comments

By John Matonich A number of years ago I was reading an editorial in the Detroit News that really made me think. The editorial was about a Michigan lawmaker who had gone to the movies with her husband. Evidently, she was very unhappy with the theater when the posted starting … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Welcome to the post-network era?

December 15, 2018 by John Matonich 6 Comments

By John Matonich Television has certainly been around for a long time. From 1928 to 1935 there were lots of companies making TV sets, and lots of TV stations. Unfortunately, there was no regularly scheduled programming, just on special occasions announced long in advance, your … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Customer service is dead, long live customer service

December 1, 2018 by John Matonich 18 Comments

By John Matonich I remember the first time I heard the term “Oxymoron." It caught my attention and I wanted to learn more about what it meant. I think the big examples in those days were “postal service” and “military intelligence." I was young then and didn’t realize how many … [Read more...]

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Surveyin’ da Situation: Heaven help me, they’ve got my number

November 24, 2018 by John Matonich 6 Comments

By John Matonich I think something may be wrong with my phone. The mid-term election is over and I haven’t received one single phone call or text message from a candidate since election day. My email hasn’t gone nuts either. I may have to check my ‘puter too. During the … [Read more...]

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Andrew Heller has been an enduringly popular newspaper columnist in Michigan for a long, long, long time. He wrote his first column for the Escanaba Daily Press way back in 1979. It was about his … Continue Reading

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